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Teaching Assistant
As some of you may have noticed, I'm looking for a teaching assistant.
Spider Jerusalem drove his first assistant into a nunnery... and when she came back, heavily armed and pissed off, he had a second assistant whose dearest wish is usually to see him dead. Assistant A became his bodyguard, Assistant B remained his assistant and when all three aren't impartially abusing each other or getting back at each other, they're doing many highly illegal things together all in the name of journalism.
... being his teaching assistant is going to be hell on toast, but I guarantee that it won't ever be boring.
Activities are liable to include smuggling, blackmail, bribery, keeping a long list of things Spider needs to remember, doing a great deal of Spider's work for him, putting up with callous behavior, a great deal of verbal abuse and being dragged AWOL to investigate something interesting that neither of them should be within a country mile of as well as a great many other things guaranteed to result in detention, possible expulsion and probable criminal proceedings.
Requirements include being able to tolerate foul language, cigarette smoke, having to tidy his porn collection and the occasional drive-by shooting.
... also possibly having to feed and/or track down his two-faced, chain-smoking cat.
That having been said, anyone at all interested in the pain and abuse?
Spider Jerusalem drove his first assistant into a nunnery... and when she came back, heavily armed and pissed off, he had a second assistant whose dearest wish is usually to see him dead. Assistant A became his bodyguard, Assistant B remained his assistant and when all three aren't impartially abusing each other or getting back at each other, they're doing many highly illegal things together all in the name of journalism.
... being his teaching assistant is going to be hell on toast, but I guarantee that it won't ever be boring.
Activities are liable to include smuggling, blackmail, bribery, keeping a long list of things Spider needs to remember, doing a great deal of Spider's work for him, putting up with callous behavior, a great deal of verbal abuse and being dragged AWOL to investigate something interesting that neither of them should be within a country mile of as well as a great many other things guaranteed to result in detention, possible expulsion and probable criminal proceedings.
Requirements include being able to tolerate foul language, cigarette smoke, having to tidy his porn collection and the occasional drive-by shooting.
... also possibly having to feed and/or track down his two-faced, chain-smoking cat.
That having been said, anyone at all interested in the pain and abuse?
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