1. I wish we could get along better. You're the closest thing I have to family.

2. I'll never call anyone else my best friend again, but if I did you would be that person. As it is you're one of the best friends I have.

3. Just so you know, you're worth the frustration and confusing mess. You kind of accomplished the impossible.

4. I do actually respect you. I just don't feel like cooperating with your attitude.

5. It's weird, because of everything I grew up hearing about you, but I feel safer around you than I do around almost anybody.