... I once accidentally stabbed myself in the hand right under my index finger. It nicked the nerve. For over a year, if I pressed a spot on my palm, my index finger would literally contract on the spot.

I still feel it sometimes when it's cold out, like a frickin' war-wound except stupidly self-inflicted.

Oh, and then there was that time last fall where I fell and fractured my jaw off a desk. That was fun.