Mad Skillz, luck, ninjas - doesn't matter on the scoresheet! I totally got socked in the eye by a softball once while was playing first base. And dislocated my shoulder the first time diving head-first for a base (SLIDING IS FOR SISSIES AND PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY). And cracked my ribs the second time diving sidewards for a ball.

Damn I miss playing softball and baseball.