IS NOT OMG! You're the one that shared OMG! ALSO I REMEMBER YOUR FIRST STORY!

And omg, the way you tell that first story makes it sound SO MUCH LIKE A MURDER MYSTERY. Like I can see the camera panning down on you and your POOL OF BLOOD. I probably would have been whimpering and wanting attention if I'd done that, not cleaning my carpet. That's hardcore. And I agree with the comment below, THAT HEAD INJURY IS SCARY.