Dude, I am like way too rational about stuff, I think. I woke up and was all "Okay, that is not good. Do I need to go to a hospital? Yes, because there is bleeding from the head. Okay, let's check my bank account and make sure I can afford urgent care..." Though I did call my mommy when I got back home cuz wah.

And for the record, the stain in the carpet totally came out. I was all proud of myself when I moved out. :D