It was weird. I think I had one foot in midair and then tried to move the next, because I thought it was on the next step down and not just hanging in midair? Because apparently pain pills plus bad balance make you just effing stoned or something.

I swear I saw the same people in the triage area, and they were all "You're back! ... Wait, why is someone carrying you? Uh ..."

Turns out I broke one of the little bones in the middle of my foot. So it's not all that impressive an injury, but the circumstances are interesting at least.