I've thought of another to add (because I have nothing better to do with my time)! Not really serious but more WTFy and still full of pain.
I broke my toe at a field hockey game! This is totally unimpressive until it is revealed that I was not playing. My sister was. I was standing on the sidelines. Watching. The goalie came over, stumbled backwards, and STOMPED on my sandaled foot with her cleats. My middle toe went CRUNCH and turned blue and there were tears.
And then for weeks and weeks every single small child at work stepped on that foot 76 times a day. It is a MIRACLE I did not teach a lot of preschoolers new and exciting words during this time.
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I broke my toe at a field hockey game! This is totally unimpressive until it is revealed that I was not playing. My sister was. I was standing on the sidelines. Watching. The goalie came over, stumbled backwards, and STOMPED on my sandaled foot with her cleats. My middle toe went CRUNCH and turned blue and there were tears.
And then for weeks and weeks every single small child at work stepped on that foot 76 times a day. It is a MIRACLE I did not teach a lot of preschoolers new and exciting words during this time.