http://blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] blackmagic-eve.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc 2010-04-29 02:11 am (UTC)

I was a weebitty thing when this happened, but I managed to slam my pinky finger in the car door. And I swear I stood there staring at it before I screamed bloody murder. Highlight? This was IN A HOSPITAL PARKING LOT.

In first grade, I was walking on the balance beam, slipped, came down on it HARD... on what would've been my boybits if I had them. Protip: Slamming the girlstuff into something hurts JUST AS MUCH.

Back in 2000, my freshman year of high school, I broke the baby toe on my left foot. How did I do this, you ask? RUNNING TO GET TO THE BATHROOM. I had to piss like a racehorse and we were halfway home. So by the time we GOT home, it was starting to hurt I had to pee so bad. So I shove past my parents, kick my shoes off, and sprint for the bathroom... only to catch the toe on the open door. Got to wear gym shoes for the rest of the school year (there was like a month left), go me!

And then in May of '07, I got BIT ON THE FACE BY A DOG. Worked at a Petsmart pet hotel and got too close to a skittish dog that was apparently TOO skittish. Had to report the bite, as a result I didn't get out of work until like 9:30 when I was scheduled off at 9. Cue me getting in dad's car and going "Guess where WE get to go, dad!"

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