Character name: Artie! The Strongest Man . . . in the World! Character's current mood: Quixotic Character's current goings on: On the run from the International Adult Conspiracy and disguised as Arturo Stefanopolis, the gentle traditional blacksmith with the delightfully anachronistic handlebar mustache, Artie has spent the last two years on the road, traveling from historical stage coach shop to fort tourist attraction in search of the ever elusive Mr. Tastee, the only person who could help him defeat the evil supervillain John McFlemp, who's dogged his steps since those fateful days in Wellsville, now that Bus Driver Stu Benedict has been removed from the equation. With only his friend Clark the amnesiac turtle for his companion, Artie has fought his way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City -- er, I mean, Fandom -- which when last he left it, was a stronghold of silliness, but now, as Layla informs him, faces its civil twilight hour. Artie has put his quest for Mr. Tastee on hold for the time being, shrugged off the bonds of the handlebar mustache, and followed his heart -- and the funk music -- to teach Fandomites to once more embrace the wonders of absurdity.* Coming up (stuff that you've got planned that's on the horizon): Class! Starts tomorrow! It's exciting! Also, he needs to see that the ducks in the park remember him. Needs threads with: Everyone. For seeeeeeeerious.
* Very little of this is actually true. But it sounds pretty neat.
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Character's current mood: Quixotic
Character's current goings on: On the run from the International Adult Conspiracy and disguised as Arturo Stefanopolis, the gentle traditional blacksmith with the delightfully anachronistic handlebar mustache, Artie has spent the last two years on the road, traveling from historical stage coach shop to fort tourist attraction in search of the ever elusive Mr. Tastee, the only person who could help him defeat the evil supervillain John McFlemp, who's dogged his steps since those fateful days in Wellsville, now that Bus Driver Stu Benedict has been removed from the equation. With only his friend Clark the amnesiac turtle for his companion, Artie has fought his way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City -- er, I mean, Fandom -- which when last he left it, was a stronghold of silliness, but now, as Layla informs him, faces its civil twilight hour. Artie has put his quest for Mr. Tastee on hold for the time being, shrugged off the bonds of the handlebar mustache, and followed his heart -- and the funk music -- to teach Fandomites to once more embrace the wonders of absurdity.*
Coming up (stuff that you've got planned that's on the horizon): Class! Starts tomorrow! It's exciting! Also, he needs to see that the ducks in the park remember him.
Needs threads with: Everyone. For seeeeeeeerious.
* Very little of this is actually true. But it sounds pretty neat.