I have no new characters, but for posterior posterity. Plus here, have some Twitter handles and npc journals, what the hell.

Bo
nookiepowered: It's a Kenzi complaint, while moving a heavy piece of stolen furniture with Bo. "Not everyone here is a nookie-powered Amazon."

@b00bsb00bsb00bs: she was setting up her Twitter account while talking to unlimitedgoals. Yeah.

@msbojanglestoyou: what she changed it to once she figured out how to do that. Just a play on her name and the song.


Xander
soldtoarmenians: Buffy: "Have you ever done an exchange program?" / Xander: "My dad tried to sell me to some Armenians once. Does that count?"

needsaparrot: came from the need for an eyepatchy journal for 7-years-older townie Xander. Xander: "I might need a parrot." / Willow: "Huh?" / Xander: "Well, to go with the eyepatch, to really complete the look."

missestwinkies: was his fh_wishverse journal. Isolated vampire-riddled island is isolated, dead twinkiephone-making Bridge is dead.

@havetoolswilltravel (also his AIM sn) is a reference to his construction/repair business.

Francine
thatsamilkshake: It's a visual.

thatsabigstake: was her fh_wishverse journal, and will never cease to childishly amuse me.

@f-cupcake is her Twitter handle. Because her name starts with an F and she likes making cupcakes and she's just oblivious enough to not realize it implies that she has a huge rack. (She does, but not an F-cup. It's usually about a D unless The Cartoonist is having a Terry Moment and draws her too thin.)

Our main NPC journal for the toongirls is dirtylily - most of the people played out of it have the same suggestive lily tattoo as Katchoo and Francine - while their futurekid Lillian is notdirtylily.

Francine's mom is marieofsuburbia after the Dorothy Parker verse: "Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song/ A medley of extemporanea;/ And love is a thing that can never go wrong;/ And I am Marie of Roumania." Marie Peters wavers between wanting Francine to have the most perfect white-picket-fence marriage ever, and being so. incredibly. bitter. about the way her own turned out.

David Qin, Katchoo's not-husband in the not-future that's not happening in 20 years, secretly the half-brother of Katchoo's lesbian-mafia-head ex, former gang member and current earnest, penitent, unassuming art student, is drawingbreath. His attitude toward the possibility of Katchoo eventually falling for him: "As long as we're both drawing breath..." Katchoo: *cracks up* We'll pretend it's at the art pun.

Formers

Cally: onlymistaken. Cally: "We have a saying among my people: a man who trusts can never be betrayed; only mistaken." / Avon: "Life expectancy must be fairly short among your people."

Door of the House of Arch: notajar. When is a door not a door? When it's...

Eliza Doolittle: loverlyviolets: What she sells, along with other flowers. The only thing she sells, DEADPOOL. Her fh_wishverse journal was bloodywell, both a general Cockney vampire joke and a line from the musical: "I shall not feel alone without you, I can stand on my own without you. So go back in your shell, I can do bloody well without you!"

Illyria: bitchy_smurf. Wesley called her one (though he left the 'bitchy' as understood) and notasmurf was taken. Plus FH has a proud tradition of usernames with 'bitch' in them.

Emmett Honeycutt: hazlehurstmiss. He's from Hazlehurst, Mississippi, and he's... Emmett. Plus mississippiqueen is one letter too long for LJ's user-name limits. Dammit.

Edmund Blackadder: prof_of_cunning. Edmund, unlike Baldrick's plan that we never got to hear, is as cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University. Or in this case, Fandom High.