I thought these were supposed to be fun and not dredge up, you know, actual trauma in my life, but you know what? At least dogs can be bought with bacon.

Wait. Do we have the ability to blow up the sun? If so, how far away is it, i.e. how long do we have until the planet straight up become unliveable from the sun blowing up, because, you know what? It might be worth it.

Also, Snowball, I still don't understand why you were mad at the teenage girl of the household for all of that, and not, you know, the adults who definitely had to take you to the vet, one of which is a veterenary specialist, but okay.