Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
Enola would be the little spoon and have to convince Five to be the bigger spoon.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Solving bizarre mysteries in the weirdest Thin Man remake ever.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
Five.
What they order from take out?:
Five would make the choice because otherwise Enola would pick something weird that both of them wouldn't like.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Who used all the red string for the conspiracy board without putting it on the Shopping list.
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Enola would refuse to do it because Five would expect it. Eventually when it got to be too much they would clean together and argue the entire time.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Five because Enola would try to be polite about it.
Who steals the blankets?:
Five
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:
Infomercials.
Who kissed who first?:
Enola would probably take the first step because Five would be to stubborn to admit any kind of feelings.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Enola would fuss over Five. Five would hate it.
Five would probably go out and burninate whoever hurt Enola after dumping her at the hospital.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
Enola.
How do they celebrate anniversaries?:
I think they would both steadfastly ignore them both.
What do they name their pet(s)?:
Five would refuse to have a pet, I would think. If they did get a pet, he'd insist on calling it "Diego" or "Luther"
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?:
They would be the couple who have the interesting arguments people would like to watch from a distance in amusement.
Who cooks normally?:
No one. Enola knows nothing of cooking and Five wouldn't want to. I imagine them eating a lot of cereal.
How often do they fight?:
Every damn day.
What do they do when they're away from each other?:
They live quite independent lives doing what needs to be done occasionally checking in with each other when they think about it.
Nicknames for each other?:
Five would be called "Nincompoop"
Enola would be called whatever sarcastic thing Five could thing of at the moment.
What do they get each other for gifts?:
Enola would probably find something at an antique store. Or a nice dress for Delores.
Five would find something at the last minute at the closest place he could bamf to.
Who flirts more?:
Enola. If you could call it flirting.
Do they act different in public and at home?:
Five is the same EVERYWHERE.
Enola would be more relaxed at home but more proper and dignified in public. At least by today's standards.
What are little gestures they do for each other?:
Enola would make a polite suggestion to a solution on Five conspiracy board.
Five would thrill Enola by grudgingly accepting the solution to his conspiracy board.
Who kills the spiders?:
They both do. Neither one of them would be squeamish about it.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?:
Enola would let Five think that he was in charge and then just do what she wants anyway.
Who is the cuddler?:
The thought of Five being a cuddler would make me laugh. Enola would just firmly request it after a bad day and Five would grudgingly do it for five minutes. And then ask if that was enough.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?:
Enola would find Five's smug superiority irritating.
Five would be annoyed anytime Enola disagreed with him.
What do they do to make the other one jealous?:
When Five would have a conversation with Delores that he wouldn't have with Enola.
When Enola would write a long letter to Tewkesbury.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?:
Five would just be Five in public when Enola just wanted a quiet evening out.
Enola telling stories to Diego about something nice and considerate Five had done.
What did they nearly break up over?:
Delores
What is "their song"?:
Enola would probably pick out some strange ditty from the 1840s which Five would just grunt at and disregard.
How do they handle holidays?:
Enola would plan out everything and then Five would ask when they could take the decorations down the day they went up.