Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?: Diving into weird supernatural/sci-fi phenomena in a Mulder/Scully type investigation
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
Jesse
What they order from take out?:
Generic pizza delivered from T&C and warmed up in the microwave.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
When Barry buys non-generic brand kale chips.
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Barry. He insists on CLEAN environment.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Barry would just fix it himself.
Who steals the blankets?:
Jesse. Barry probably wouldn't notice because he'd be working on one of his theories in the next room.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:
Extremely bad horror movies.
Who kissed who first?:
Jesse would have to make the first move because Barry is clueless.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Barry would bitch about Jesse getting into trouble while patching her up. Jesse would just take care of the wounds best she good without lecturing.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
Barry
How do they celebrate anniversaries?:
Bad movie night with generic beer.
What do they name their pet(s)?:
Jesse would have to pick out the name because Barry would try to name the cat Schrodinger.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?:
Tolerable
Who cooks normally?:
Barry would just make the food replicator make whatever they want. From generic ingredients.
How often do they fight?:
Not often. And then it would be over something stupid like the towel being hung on the rod wrong.
What do they do when they're away from each other?:
Barry - SCIENCE! Jesse - Probably hanging out with other people and being more sociable than Barry. They would be pretty independent and check in on each other every once and a while.
Nicknames for each other?:
Well I'm guessing Barry would just earn the title of Nerd.
What do they get each other for gifts?:
Barry would build some weird gadget out of technology from the 1980s to help make her life easier.
I have no idea what Jesse would give as a gift. Socks?
Who flirts more?:
Barry has no idea how to flirt. So it would have to be Jesse.
Do they act different in public and at home?:
I don't think they would do anything different.
What are little gestures they do for each other?:
Barry would hang out with Jesse until she fell asleep and then sneak off to do his experiments.
Jesse would remind him to eat.
Who kills the spiders?:
They have no problem killing spiders whenever they see one. Though Barry would check the species first.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?:
Jesse would be in charge as Barry is socially clueless upon occasion.
Who is the cuddler?:
I don't see them as cuddlers.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?:
Barry's obsession with stuff he can't understand.
When Jesse accidentally touches some technology Barry had been working on.
What do they do to make the other one jealous?:
They are not the jealous type.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?:
Barry saying something inappropriate in a social situation.
I don't know what he'd be embarrassed with Jesse over.
What did they nearly break up over?:
When Barry accidentally gave gremlins the ability to reproduce when hit with kinetic energy.
What is "their song"?:
I don't they'd even consider having a song.
How do they handle holidays?:
Barry would take Jesse home to experience holidays with his friends.