Who cooks normally? Steve, but there are definitely condoms in the sugar jar.
How often do they fight? Bicker maybe, fight, no.
What do they do when they're away from each other? Hero shit.
Nicknames for each other? Steve's not much a nickname guy (you get saddled with Smooth Dog and see how much you love 'em), so full first names rather than Steve and Annie is a way to show he's paying more attention.
Who flirts more? Steve for sure.
Do they act different in public and at home? Steve is less guarded at home.
What are little gestures they do for each other? They become That Obnoxious Crossfit Couple and spot each other all the time.
Who kills the spiders? Steve, who will each time talk about how they aren't as bad as they were on this classified op he can't tell you about.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)? Steve, but it's close. They both get very stubborn.
Who is the cuddler? Annie, but Steve secretly loves it.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates? Who takes a three minute shower, Steve? WHO.
What do they do to make the other one jealous? Flirt with Danny and/or Diego
What do they do that embarrasses the other one? Mention some kind of extended family dinner because both of them have some winners for moms.
What did they nearly break up over? Their winners of moms.
What is "their song"? Whatever Annie says it is. Steve isn't fussed.
How do they handle holidays? By spending exactly three days in Iowa before Danny calls in a fake or real emergency for them to deal with.