Who is the big spoon/little spoon?:
Belle is the big spoon. Five does not want to be held. Belle is unmoved by this.
What is their favorite non-sexual activity?:
Sniping at each other.
Who uses all the hot water in the morning?:
Belle has princess hair and it requires lots of care. Five uses the hot water before she gets in the shower out of spite.
What they order from take out?:
Belle loves diner food. Five tries to expand her palate and grumbles about it. Belle secretly likes the rest of it too.
What is the most trivial thing they fight over?:
Everything they can think of.
Who does most of the cleaning?:
Belle, otherwise it would never get done.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat's not working?:
Belle.
Who steals the blankets?:
It is a constant struggle. They both know they need more blankets but both refuse to procure any.
What is their late-night-viewing guilty pleasure?:
Some reality TV show where they can judge the contestants. Belle will never admit to loving this.
Who kissed who first?:
Belle, to shut Five up and win an argument.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?:
Belle fusses over Five. Five makes sure she's not in immediate danger and goes off to do a murder of whoever hurt her.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:
Five
How do they celebrate anniversaries?:
Going out, arguing, and falling into bed.
What do they name their pet(s)?:
Belle has cats with ridiculous fantasy names.
On a scale from tolerable to sickeningly adorable in public, where do they rank?:
The squabbling is annoying for witnesses in public.
Who cooks normally?:
Neither one of them loves doing it but they both can. There's a lot of dinners out and delivery.
How often do they fight?:
Constantly but not seriously. It's just what they do.
What do they do when they're away from each other?:
Complain about the other, but in such a way that their friends are absolutely fed up with the act they insist on putting on.
Nicknames for each other?:
Belle calls him a sorcerer still to tease him.
What do they get each other for gifts?:
Belle finds vaguely magical things. Five buys scientific instruments and texts.
Who flirts more?:
Belle, absolutely.
Do they act different in public and at home?:
They argue louder at home.
What are little gestures they do for each other?:
Books appear, sometimes, without any note or acknowledgement.
Who kills the spiders?:
Five, with extreme prejudice. Belle would let them alone.
Who is "the dominant one" (for however you want to define that)?:
Yes.
Who is the cuddler?:
Belle uses corporal cuddling.
What annoying habit does one have that the other hates?:
Five does not like the corporal cuddling.
What do they do to make the other one jealous?:
Belle will bring up her betrothed from back home and pretend she doesn't loathe him.
What do they do that embarrasses the other one?:
Belle talks about travel by magic bean and other absurd magical things. Five is rude, to everyone.
What did they nearly break up over?:
Everything they can think of!
What is "their song"?:
"Maybe You're Not the Worst Thing Ever" from Galavant.
How do they handle holidays?:
There are visits with Belle's family. Five doesn't really want to see his, but Diego is allowed. Sometimes.