Well, I don't know any Dwaynes, but if you mean Dwight, well, then, I gotta admit (that's the whole point of this, after all), he's pretty great! Hard-working, good at what he does, can put down his drinks, and appreciates a good meat-on-a-stick! Honestly, I was a little worried when someone with a whole fix-it plan came into town, since that was mostly what I was doing here and there in between the bigger jobs, but I don't think I could have asked for a better person to come in and put that fire of competition under my feet and get me moving! Good ideas on that man, too, I'm really excited to see what we can do together, it's already off to a good start!

Doesn't hurt that he's pretty nice on the eyes, neither!

I'm a bit worried, though. It seems he might be a little inclined toward wanting to do things like...opening up every so often, which....mmm, no, I don't really care for that, you know I'm not very good with those fe-- with those feeel--- with emotions!