Ugh, you're such a Cool Kid, and you're so intimidating in a way. But you're also nice about it. You remind me of the theater kids at my high school that I always thought were really cool, with their, like, clove cigarettes and their effortless clothes and their having-sex-in-high-school-ness.

I'll just be over here, feeling a little insecure and dumb every time we talk and hoping I can maybe just, like, absorb some of your coolness.