Fandom Advent! Week Two!

[my_own_advocate]

Hello, folks! Hope you're having a good Saint Nicholas Day today or tomorrow. (Do we have any Belgians left? It's tomorrow. Anyway.) Here's your list of Advent Events for the next few days...

Monday, December 5th: It rains bits of marzipan, shaped like fruit. Yes, that's a thing in some places.
Tuesday, December 6th: Gremlins go door to door, singing carols! Aw, how adorable. (Don't let one bite you.)
Wednesday, December 7th: It doesn't matter what you set your TV to, all you can watch today is the Yule Log.
Thursday, December 8th: As is their habit, the Coca Cola Polar Bears (tm) visit our fine island to hang out bottles of Coke. Away with ye, Pepsi!
Friday, December 9th: Behind every door you open sits a whole pile of cookies. Nom.
Saturday, December 10th: Okay, it's been a week since the Christmas Rager. Surely some of you have been drinking again. So adorable small Hangover Elves will be visiting your homes, leaving hangover cures, painkillers and glasses of water behind. Aw. Thank you, guys!
Sunday, December 11th: Aw, you all lover this one. It's Santa Hat Day! Everyone wakes up wearing a Santa Hat, and if you remove it, another one just appears in its place. Can I keep them? Sure! Shine on, you crazy diamonds!