http://tearsofdawn.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] tearsofdawn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc2005-09-12 06:44 pm
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Dawn is going to be teaching many forms of sex ed.

Syllabus will be posted sometime tomorrow after the mun has slept.

[livejournal.com profile] valentine_tart will be her cohort Teaching Assistant
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[identity profile] wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
And we sign up... where?

'Come on the place is full of teenage guys. Gotta figure space is gonna go fast.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*blinks* Perfect.

Will there be demonstrations? Thelevelofangsthorninessisgettingveryhigharoundhere.

[identity profile] persian-eunuch.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I need this class.

But I'm available for tutoring. *shy smile, leaving a pile of Aphrodite's Apple business cards on the table*

[identity profile] the4thsister.livejournal.com 2005-09-12 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I sort of signed up, so please don't let it fill up while in the UK sleeping!

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you only covering basic human sex (all four sexes) or will there be comparative anatomy lessons with various anthropoids?

Will that tentacle thing be invited?

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
((Will that tentacle thing be invited? *dies*))

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
I ain't showin' if it is.

I got a thing about tentacles. And it ain't near as nice as the thing I got FOR the girls with six boobs.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Six boobs? That's got to keep you busy...

((*bows* You win.))

[identity profile] 12parseckessel.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Still trying to figure them out, pal.

They're really sexy, but when they drink too much water, they store it and bloat into this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/valarltd/283732.html#cutid2).

I like the twi'leks too, but they're too expensive for me.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* Why am I glad that scares you?

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
You like it when I'm scared?

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I like it when you're not interested in four-breasted women. *coughs*

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
*blinks*

*blinks again*

*blushes*

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
*realises what he said and closes his eyes* Damn.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

"It's not the first time I've heard that." Lowers her voice, "Just the first time I've heard anything like that from you, Cameron Mitchell."

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks completely embarassed and lost* I'm not signing up for this course.

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*sighs with relief* That's probably for the best.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. *looks a bit unsure but unwilling to get into a sex ed discussion*

LOCKED FROM EVERYONE BUT MITCHELL

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Nothing to worry over. I'd love to have you here just to keep me from getting inappropriately pawed. But I don't want you feeling uncomfortable being with me or around me because I know stuff.

In a really soft voice: Because I don't know anything when it comes to you.

Re: LOCKED FROM EVERYONE BUT MITCHELL

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I... Can I think about this?

((Dude, how many different conversations are we in?))

Re: LOCKED FROM EVERYONE BUT MITCHELL

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course. For as long as you want. *smiles* And there's no wrong answer.

((A lot. Let's kill this one and let Cam think.))

DONE WITH SUN'S PERMISSION

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
*drags an unconscious Crichton in by his feet*

When he wakes up, enroll him. If he protests, I'll kick his ass again.

*warns Dawn* Don't touch him otherwise. Sun will kick our asses. He's here to learn. Not be manhandled. Er, womanhandled.

[identity profile] conathon.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 02:14 am (UTC)(link)

OH HOLY GOD. THANKYOU. *SIGNS UP!*

AN ETHICS QUESTION

[identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com 2005-09-13 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Dawn,

Vala and Joan and I would like to sell tickets to my office hours. It's the whole Crichton and Adama thing.

I've been known to be dodgy, but in this matter for personal reasons I am uncertain.

Please advise.

Beka

[identity profile] not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com 2005-09-14 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Anya would like to save a spot for herself :D
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