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fandomhigh_ooc2005-09-13 11:01 pm
mparkerceo.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomhigh_ooc2005-09-13 11:01 pm
Evil plans for Crichton revenge, muahahaha. (Cam? Aeryn? Look here.)
Cut-tagged for SPOILERS, for everyone *not* involved in this plot. If you replied to Parker's call for help, I do want you involved. Some of the details need to be worked out, and there should be a lot of latitude.
Aeryn, Cameron Mitchell, I'd like your help, please? If not, we'll probably still do it, but it might be a lot harder.
Crichton, don't look!
And if you're none of the above, don't look.
Okay, here's the plan:
We're going to kidnap John in the middle of the night and swap him with Cameron. Then
get everyone to call him Cameron for the day. That is, if Cameron's amenable to being either an active participant or an unintendent casualty of the prankage.
Accompanied by some kind of fireworks or shiny pyrotechics when he wakes up, or right before he goes to sleep, I think we can sell this.
Rogue, I was thinking you could skim Crichton's memories earlier on Friday-- not so much he passes out-- just enough that you could give info to Cam on being "Crichton", and make it all more believable.
Meanwhile, everyone is calling John "Cameron", and is deeply concerned about him. We could be trying to keep him from "wandering off", or trying various methods to "help him get his memory back."
Ancient memory devices? Magic? Hits to the head? Drugs? Hypnosis? Whatever your little heart and evil mind desires.
Any other suggestions? And who wants to be part of the kidnap team?
ETA: This whole kidnap idea is havocthecat's, that is to say, Janet & Drusilla's mun. *dopeslaps self*
ETA: Tasks so far, as outlined:
Cam is now an innocent victim as well. With Beka claiming that they had sex, and Cam is thus "obviously" not a virgin and everyone else going along with that -- as well as the John-is-Cam, Cam-is-John thing-- both of them will be freaked out.
Cam's mun doesn't want him 'zatted, 'cause it hurts so Janet or Sam or Elizabeth, if you want to use the 'zats, can a 'zat be modified so it's much less painful, but still knocks you out?
Callisto has obtained some drugs from The Old Shop. Vala, if you'll obtain some other drug (on Janet's recommendation) from the clinic, we can keep re-drugging the guys and moving them around like Gumby when they get suspicious.
Zero volunteered lockpicking skills, but we do have two rooms to deal with now, so if there's another lockpicker who wants in, that would be good.
Gaeta (as Cam's roommate) needs to be distracted, 'zatted, or out of the way, and so does John's roommate. (Who *is* his roommate, is it Lee? I'm losing track here.)
Rogue, I still think lifting a few memories from John would be good, just to give people something to mess with his head about-- "you *told* me this John" -- and if you want to grab some from Cam too, that might help. However, as he's not the real target of this prank, that can be avoided if it's too much trouble.
Boomer, Starbuck, Aeryn--- you guys are probably gonna be kidnap team 1 or 2 for our boys. How many of you do you think it takes to move a really cute-but-heavy body? And if it takes 3 or so people to move a guy, who else wants to move the secondary victim?
Veronica, Rory, Joan, Angela-- how'd you like to be on distract-the-roomies duty (Gaeta, and John's roomie, I can't remember who)? Or lookout duty? Is there anything else you can think of that your character would want to do?
Beka & Aeryn are going to be messing with the boys even more than everyone else, but everyone of course is in on the "You're the other guy" part of it.
Did I miss anything or anyone? (If I did, just speak up! Everyone gets to play)
A lot of this shouldn't be over-directed, and a lot can be back-dated, just re-directed to the posts that are already up.
We don't have any magic-users in this lot, do we? Pity. That would make it easier.
ETA3: Who wants to talk Drusilla into hypnotizing the guys off and on this weekend? Maybe just have her do it on Saturday, so they end up in *another* place they didn't expect? (Dru's mun is good with this, but Dru won't think of helping on her own. Parker will do this if no one else wants the job.)
And with that, MP's mun goes off to work.
Operation Manchurian Candidate is set for Friday, any time everyone's available. We can slow-play it to draw it out. Let me know if that's a problem, and we'll re-schedule.
See Next Post for updates the plan, and composites of what people volunteered for down below)
Aeryn, Cameron Mitchell, I'd like your help, please? If not, we'll probably still do it, but it might be a lot harder.
Crichton, don't look!
And if you're none of the above, don't look.
Okay, here's the plan:
We're going to kidnap John in the middle of the night and swap him with Cameron. Then
get everyone to call him Cameron for the day. That is, if Cameron's amenable to being either an active participant or an unintendent casualty of the prankage.
Accompanied by some kind of fireworks or shiny pyrotechics when he wakes up, or right before he goes to sleep, I think we can sell this.
Rogue, I was thinking you could skim Crichton's memories earlier on Friday-- not so much he passes out-- just enough that you could give info to Cam on being "Crichton", and make it all more believable.
Meanwhile, everyone is calling John "Cameron", and is deeply concerned about him. We could be trying to keep him from "wandering off", or trying various methods to "help him get his memory back."
Ancient memory devices? Magic? Hits to the head? Drugs? Hypnosis? Whatever your little heart and evil mind desires.
Any other suggestions? And who wants to be part of the kidnap team?
ETA: This whole kidnap idea is havocthecat's, that is to say, Janet & Drusilla's mun. *dopeslaps self*
ETA: Tasks so far, as outlined:
Cam is now an innocent victim as well. With Beka claiming that they had sex, and Cam is thus "obviously" not a virgin and everyone else going along with that -- as well as the John-is-Cam, Cam-is-John thing-- both of them will be freaked out.
Cam's mun doesn't want him 'zatted, 'cause it hurts so Janet or Sam or Elizabeth, if you want to use the 'zats, can a 'zat be modified so it's much less painful, but still knocks you out?
Callisto has obtained some drugs from The Old Shop. Vala, if you'll obtain some other drug (on Janet's recommendation) from the clinic, we can keep re-drugging the guys and moving them around like Gumby when they get suspicious.
Zero volunteered lockpicking skills, but we do have two rooms to deal with now, so if there's another lockpicker who wants in, that would be good.
Gaeta (as Cam's roommate) needs to be distracted, 'zatted, or out of the way, and so does John's roommate. (Who *is* his roommate, is it Lee? I'm losing track here.)
Rogue, I still think lifting a few memories from John would be good, just to give people something to mess with his head about-- "you *told* me this John" -- and if you want to grab some from Cam too, that might help. However, as he's not the real target of this prank, that can be avoided if it's too much trouble.
Boomer, Starbuck, Aeryn--- you guys are probably gonna be kidnap team 1 or 2 for our boys. How many of you do you think it takes to move a really cute-but-heavy body? And if it takes 3 or so people to move a guy, who else wants to move the secondary victim?
Veronica, Rory, Joan, Angela-- how'd you like to be on distract-the-roomies duty (Gaeta, and John's roomie, I can't remember who)? Or lookout duty? Is there anything else you can think of that your character would want to do?
Beka & Aeryn are going to be messing with the boys even more than everyone else, but everyone of course is in on the "You're the other guy" part of it.
Did I miss anything or anyone? (If I did, just speak up! Everyone gets to play)
A lot of this shouldn't be over-directed, and a lot can be back-dated, just re-directed to the posts that are already up.
We don't have any magic-users in this lot, do we? Pity. That would make it easier.
ETA3: Who wants to talk Drusilla into hypnotizing the guys off and on this weekend? Maybe just have her do it on Saturday, so they end up in *another* place they didn't expect? (Dru's mun is good with this, but Dru won't think of helping on her own. Parker will do this if no one else wants the job.)
And with that, MP's mun goes off to work.
Operation Manchurian Candidate is set for Friday, any time everyone's available. We can slow-play it to draw it out. Let me know if that's a problem, and we'll re-schedule.
See Next Post for updates the plan, and composites of what people volunteered for down below)
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