Two small requests

[demonbelthazor]

1. Putting your dorm room number or place of residence in your userinfo would make a certain serial killer flower delivery man verrrrrry happy.

2. Putting a smut warning on posts would make those of us browsing at work verrrrrry happy. ;)

Comments

[deadlikegeorge.livejournal.com]

((OOC: Oops!))

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

Ack. (goes to edit userinfo.. AGAIN) Thanks. Hadn't thought of that.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

1. Good idea. Off to do that now.

2. Seconded. Just a small non worksafe label would help me out.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

1. Added. Sorry.

[demonbelthazor]

No need to apologize! Was just suggesting people do it. :)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's a good suggestion.

Also, what would you consider work unsafe? Anything near PG-13 or is that stuff still okay?

[demonbelthazor]

Once you veer into describing body parts with words you can't use on primetime TV and the thrusting starts, that's when I think a warning is polite. ;)

(Besides, "Click here for smut!" might get more people reading your post. ;)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*laughs* But Belgium has different standards ;o) Nah, I get it. Don't think Cam will be putting out any time soon, though. And even then, I tend to opt for fade outs. I find doing smut a bit weird.

(There is that. *considers*)

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Putting "does not contain porn" is pretty successful for people to read your posts too.

Didn't you see the city map? ;)

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

#2 seconded. Oh, so very seconded.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I thought I had my room in my profile, it's there now!)

[janet_fraiser]

Seconding the #2 especially!

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

room number is on there.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

2. Aww, that means we can't write Angelus and Bel shagging like rabbits working on their bio homework now!

[demonbelthazor]

We just have to use flowery romance novel terms. Throbbing manhoods and all. Sheathing swords.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Staking vampires....

Not that Bel would ever be on top

[demonbelthazor]

Well, damn, I did write him as eager to please his elders, so...be gentle with me.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Shame Linds's fridge blew up. All that butter would come in handy

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

Feminine mist.

Oh, wait..

And if you two ever start sounding like an Anne Bishop novel, I will hunt you down and kill you both. :P

[demonbelthazor]

Quivering core of her womanhood.

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

Petals of her womanly flower. The moist rosebud of her feminine valley.

Or, y'know, go for the Marquis de Sade and use "Deep into her entrails." Cept, for Bal, that probably means something entirely different.

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

You are a dead woman. I'm putting cyanide in the brownies next time you come to visit. I'm going to go off and be violently sick now.

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! She doesn't use /any/ of those. I stole them from contemporaries of the Marquis.

And besides. Your fault for reading past The Name Of Evil.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Some day I'll find a completely reasonable way for Tick to use that phrase in class.

Ooh, I think I know how already...

[lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com]

"And if you two ever start sounding like an Anne Bishop novel, I will hunt you down and kill you both."

Seconded. And thirded. Possibly fourthed.

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

*screams and gouges eyes out*

[demonbelthazor]

Aha! We have discovered Spider's weakness! Romance novel porn!

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Re 2: Mine will always say "Not for underaged eyes" or "Mayva lock to security level 5" and be behind a cut.

[demonbelthazor]

The first is better. The second isn't self evident that it means there may be smutty content therein (unless you say "Mayva lock to security level 5 (NSFW)"). Otherwise it looks like an RP way of saying private entry or something.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

2. *laughing* It's a good idea, yes. Sorry. :\

And if I ever write something that says "quivering core of womanhood" just shoot me. Please. Really.

My publishers would laugh their butts off.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Are you not writing for Harliquin then (yes I know I've spelt that wrong, I can't be bothered to get my spellchecker up!)

WORK-BLOCK FOR VERBIAGE - DON'T CLICK

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*laughs* No. My two publishers are e-publishers and both of them publish...erm...smut. Erotic sci-fi.

My print stuff, or rather the stuff the agent has that I was squeeing about, is women's fiction/speculative fiction, somewhere along the lines of Laurell Hamilton, Jacqueline Carey, Kelley Armstrong. Sexy heroine-driven stories most of them. A few 'true' romances brewing but they all have an urban fantasy or science fiction plot as well as the romance.

More than you wanted to know? *g*

Re: WORK-BLOCK FOR VERBIAGE - DON'T CLICK

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

No that sounds really cool, I've heard of Laurell Hamilton, she doesn't vampire stuff doesn't she?

Re: WORK-BLOCK FOR VERBIAGE - DON'T CLICK

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Thanks. LKH writes vamps/shifters for her Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series, and Sidhe for her Merry Gentry series. I like Merry better than Anita, generally. They're both quite sexy. And Laurell can write some beautiful prose.

Re: WORK-BLOCK FOR VERBIAGE - DON'T CLICK

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

I quite like Poppy Z Brite myself. I've not read much LKH, mainly cos I have a hugh pile books I'm ready at the moment :/

Re: WORK-BLOCK FOR VERBIAGE - DON'T CLICK

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I have SO many. Stupid FH. *laughs*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

1. Yikes. *goes to add that*
2. Double yikes. *goes to add TVMA markings for some of her entries* Sorry :(

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Good idea, I'll do that eventually for all 3 characters as I check their flists =)