Man, I didn't even have a speech prepared. Uh, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for being so easy yet interesting to kill. You gave me my start as an evil vampire and I'll never forget you for that. Um - gotta shout-out my peeps in JA for helping me to hit the ground running as soon as I hit Fandom High's halls.

To my fellow teachers and students. If not for you I'd have no one to manipulate and torture. Well, except Spike but he doesn't count. You know, ever.

And of course I've got to thank all of the little people... who I've destroyed on my way towards world domination. It was one small death for you, but one giant leap towards me not being bored every evening so hey, thanks.