OOC but IC: The Unofficial FandomHigh Awards

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

The votes have been tallied, the red carpet has been laid out at the Staples center and the entire cast has come out for the award ceremony. Starr Jones is asking what everyone is wearing. Joan Rivers just sold her daughter to a white slavery ring just to get a free facelift. And Kathy Griffin is making fun of everyone.

Everyone has their photo taken on the red carpet as they go inside and Marty steps up to the podium after the ridiculously overstaged musical number performed by Steve Perry. (All we could afford...)

"Hey everyone. It's my honor to read off the results of the first Fandom High Awards. Please come forward and accept your award when your name is called off. You have thirty seconds to thank everyone you know before the music starts playing to get you off the stage. Oh... and Starr Jones asks that you tell us 'who' your wearing if that's not too much trouble"


Best Performance Male: Angelus


Best Performance Female: Parker


Best Performance "What the @#$% is that?": Rover


ETA OTP: Lilly/Rover


Dramatic Moment: Ash's Triumph


Funniest Moment: Girl as Crichton


Best Teacher: Spider Jerusalem


Best Student: Cally


Best Townie: Geoff Chaucer


Best Journal - Content: Pirate Radio


Best Journal - Layout: Shane's Notebook


And finally there's a category only I get to pick:
The Cusack Award: 'Say Anything' for Parker, Gordon, Rover, Swerval Zero and Rory Gilmore's wonderful performance.




Best Performance Male: Angelus
Best Performance Female: Parker
Best Performance "What the @#$% is that?": Rover

ETA OTP: Lilly/Rover

Dramatic Moment: Ash's Triumph
Funniest Moment: Girl as Crichton

Best Teacher: Spider Jerusalem
Best Student: Cally
Best Townie: Geoff Chaucer


Best Journal - Content: Pirate Radio
Best Journal - Layout: Shane's Notebook

And finally there's a category only I get to pick:
The Cusack Award: 'Say Anything' for Parker, Gordon, Rover, Swerval Zero and Rory Gilmore wonderful performance


Thanks everyone for participating. Let me know if you want this done in another month.

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Congratulations to everyone. These are really deserved.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Yay I'm so proud Geoff won! And everyone else obviously, I actually forgot to vote cos I'm rubbish!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Congratulations everyone! And thanks to oatmanspatient for taking the task on and doing up the awesome graphics.

And, personally, thanks to those who enjoyed the Girl as Crichton bit. It was absolutely fun to play.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

You might win it again after Johnina came to homecoming!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*thrilled beyond all reason* (I'd use the toothy icon, but I'm *so* sick of it.)

Thank you to oatmanspatient for holding this and making the gorgeous graphics, everyone who voted, and every single one of the so-called "minions" - especially Rob Gordon (*hugs*) and Broots, and Zero and Rory for the improv in the Say Anything homage. And everyone else who's been very cool to me this month here at Fandom High. And congratulations to everybody else, too! *bows to fellow winners and nominees*

*shuts up before the band starts playing, but the list of thanks goes on much, much longer*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You deserved to win for Parkie alone.

*smooches*

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*hugs* So deserved, sweetie! ;-)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Well done everyone! YAY! *pops the champagne and passes out glasses*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*yoinks the bottle and runs off*

[chasingangela]

*Applause and congratulations*

All of the wins are much-deserved.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*twirls with you*

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Yay for everyone!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Brava! Congrats to all. :)

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Man, I didn't even have a speech prepared. Uh, I'd like to thank my mom and dad for being so easy yet interesting to kill. You gave me my start as an evil vampire and I'll never forget you for that. Um - gotta shout-out my peeps in JA for helping me to hit the ground running as soon as I hit Fandom High's halls.

To my fellow teachers and students. If not for you I'd have no one to manipulate and torture. Well, except Spike but he doesn't count. You know, ever.

And of course I've got to thank all of the little people... who I've destroyed on my way towards world domination. It was one small death for you, but one giant leap towards me not being bored every evening so hey, thanks.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*is moved*
*waves flag*
*flag says "Die Vamp, Die!* on it*
*tells everyone she thought he was faaaaabulous*

[fh_jackass]

Congratulations to all!

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*special handshake*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Excuse me while I pick my jaw off the floor...

Wow. Just... wow.

I totally didn't expect this. Thanks, everybody. And that goes for Ash, too. Holy cow. A multitudonus amount of wow. Thanks so much.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*hugs* so deserved!

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

I owe it all to my students and to the bastard whoresons kind people who sent me here to fandomhigh in the first place. It'll go up on my wall right next to the death threats.

*blows kisses*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Oh...well, I have to point to Rob and Parker, as well as Rover. I can't take credit for yelling at my inspiration. But thank you anyway! Especiall you, lovely Marty, for you once gave me the power of coffee, and I now pretty much want to give you my firstborn.

*curtsies*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Should have told me that before because a firstborn child is accepted payment at The Old Firm and we could have gotten out of leaving a tip

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

((Just a thought but as Geoff's away would you like Paige to accept it on his behalf?))

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

((Go right ahead! Oh and sorry for flaking out on you on Friday!))

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Thanks soooo much Marty. Me and Rover are fucking awesome, no wonder we won.

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*rover wiggles next to Lilly*

[swerval_zero]

Oh, wow! This is so unexpected. I'd like to thank all the people that made this possible--Parker, and Rory and Rover, and of course that idiot Rob Gordon.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*gives you candy*

I should say? That Rory & Zero were totally unexpected. Rob & I didn't script the action, but we did know where it was going, basically. Zero & Rory just jumped in with both feet and made it SO much funnier. So give them mad props on that. (I feel like I should say this in fandomstalkers, but what the hell. )

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

*whistles* Woo-hoo!

Congrats, you guys! You all rock!

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

Thanks mostly to the rest of the radio folks though, really.

*passes out cyber-rum*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*holds up lighter*

Free Bird! Free Bird!

*drinks to you*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Aww... this is so great. Thanks so much, you guys, and for everybody who voted for me. Thank you! ^_^ *promptly gets off the stage before she can have a 'you like me, you really like me' moment*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Good plan. I almost had one of those moments myself. ::snicker::

[serra-inara.livejournal.com]

Congrats to all the winners and all the noms!

And a big bottle of alcohol-of-choice to oatsmanpatient for setting it all up and sorting it all out!

[geoff-chaucer.livejournal.com]

Geoff would make a fantastic off-the-cuff speech here, but his mun has just fallen over in a dead faint at the idea of having won an award and isn´t terribly coherent. So, um...OMG, cool, thank you!