OOC but IC: The Unofficial FandomHigh Awards

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

The votes have been tallied, the red carpet has been laid out at the Staples center and the entire cast has come out for the award ceremony. Starr Jones is asking what everyone is wearing. Joan Rivers just sold her daughter to a white slavery ring just to get a free facelift. And Kathy Griffin is making fun of everyone.

Everyone has their photo taken on the red carpet as they go inside and Marty steps up to the podium after the ridiculously overstaged musical number performed by Steve Perry. (All we could afford...)

"Hey everyone. It's my honor to read off the results of the first Fandom High Awards. Please come forward and accept your award when your name is called off. You have thirty seconds to thank everyone you know before the music starts playing to get you off the stage. Oh... and Starr Jones asks that you tell us 'who' your wearing if that's not too much trouble"


Best Performance Male: Angelus


Best Performance Female: Parker


Best Performance "What the @#$% is that?": Rover


ETA OTP: Lilly/Rover


Dramatic Moment: Ash's Triumph


Funniest Moment: Girl as Crichton


Best Teacher: Spider Jerusalem


Best Student: Cally


Best Townie: Geoff Chaucer


Best Journal - Content: Pirate Radio


Best Journal - Layout: Shane's Notebook


And finally there's a category only I get to pick:
The Cusack Award: 'Say Anything' for Parker, Gordon, Rover, Swerval Zero and Rory Gilmore's wonderful performance.




Best Performance Male: Angelus
Best Performance Female: Parker
Best Performance "What the @#$% is that?": Rover

ETA OTP: Lilly/Rover

Dramatic Moment: Ash's Triumph
Funniest Moment: Girl as Crichton

Best Teacher: Spider Jerusalem
Best Student: Cally
Best Townie: Geoff Chaucer


Best Journal - Content: Pirate Radio
Best Journal - Layout: Shane's Notebook

And finally there's a category only I get to pick:
The Cusack Award: 'Say Anything' for Parker, Gordon, Rover, Swerval Zero and Rory Gilmore wonderful performance


Thanks everyone for participating. Let me know if you want this done in another month.

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Lee does not have enough love in his heart for John, Kara, Cameron, Archie, and his hair products AND you, you crazy Sam/Jack shipper!!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Not even if I wear my bandana?

Not even if I burn my bandana?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

If you burn your bandana, we could talk about this because omg, your poor hair! *hair fetishist...wishes he could braid Kara's John's*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*has lost subtext internal monologue, like Austin Powers*

I'll let you style my hair and everything.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*BITES FIST*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*strikes manly pose*

*is not so manly because of the FROOFY HAIR OF DOOM*

*needs serious hair help*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*plots to give him some of his spare hair products*

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

"Don't you get cold running around without a shirt?"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I am far too hot for germs to infect me.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Bwah!*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, don't get me started on what I want to do to YOUR hair.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*mwah*