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Fandom High Awards: January (OOC but IC)

It's a crazy night at the Auditorium. All the stars have come out dressed in their very best.

Except for Joan Rivers who looks as though Starr Jones had just eaten her face.

As everyone takes their seats, Sam Beckett steps forward to make the announcements of the winners.

Best Performance - Female: ~~Susan Lucci~~ Callisto
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Best Performance - Male: Belthazor
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Best Performance - Thing: Archie's Hat
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OTP: Jake/Krycek
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Best Teacher: Josh Lyman
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Best Student: Xander Harris
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Best Townie: Miho
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Best Scene: Floral Hex
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Best Scene: Darla/Logan/Molly
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Best Journal - Layout: Walter 'N Wire
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Best Journal - Content: Jaye
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Best Newbie: A Tie!
Molly
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Blair

FH Fic: "Different World" by Marty
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Cusack Award/Marty's Choice:
This one is a shout out to a character who is always willing to help everyone else and adds greatness to any scene she participates in. She's always helped out others and is just fun to RP with, which is why the Cusack Choice Award goes to Alanna Trebond
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Best Performance - Female: ~~Susan Lucci~~ Callisto
Best Performance - Male: Belthazor
Best Performance - Thing: Archie's Hat
OTP: Jake/Krycek
Best Teacher: Josh Lyman
Best Student: Xander Harris
Best Townie: Miho
Best Scene - Funniest: Floral Hex
Best Scene - Dramatic: Darla/Logan/Molly
Best Journal - Layout: Walter 'N Wire
Best Journal - Content: Jaye
Best Newbie: A Tie!
Molly & Blair
FH Fic: "Different World" by Marty
Cusack Award/Marty's Choice:
This one is a shout out to a character who is always willing to help everyone else and adds greatness to any scene she participates in. She's always helped out others and is just fun to RP with, which is why the Cusack Choice Award goes to Alanna Trebond

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Wow...I'm just speechless. Really. Ummm, I'd like to thank my parents for co-signing the student loan that got me this laptop, my roommate for paying the cable bill, and all my fellow players, because it wouldn't be nearly as fun if I was just brooding to myself and coming up with diabolical plans that no one was there to thwart. ;)

I guess sometimes being ~~foolish~~ ~~evil~~ angsty does pay. :D

Right. Ahem. I would like to thank Arthur Hellsing for continuing to pay my salary while I am here. Also, I would like to thank Victor, Nadia, Angel for his marvelous karaoke performance, Principal Smith for understanding that an inbox does not necessarily have to come from the NPC office supply store, Pippi for being a wonderful model and every single one of you nosy blighters who came in and looked at my personal things.

Archie steps up to the stage, his hat carried not under his arm, but gingerly in both hands.

"Er, yes, thank you. I regret that my hat cannot make its own speech, but, well, it is an inanimate object after all. Which I realize does not necessarily mean anything in Fandom, come to think of it. My hat, however, does not speak for itself."

There might be a sound like someone clearing their throat coming from the general vicinity of the empty air around Archie.

"So on its behalf, I'd like to thank you all for the kind honor done my humble piece of headgear. It adds a little extra flair to the fact that I told Jaye I wouldn't mind if she wore it. Er. Ahem. Yes, that's all, I believe. Thank you."

As Archie puts the hat back on his head and turns to head off the stage, unperceived by him the braid on it shifts, and flashes the audience an unmistakable smile.

*RIBBIT!*

//Xander regrets that he cannot be here to accept this in person, but he his mun is still trying to install the frakking drivers for the tv card that might possibly allow her contact with the outside world vis-a-vis current seasons of television ~~and also to rip Xander's OMWFandom song off a vhs tape since that's apparently the only place in creation she can get hold of an e-version~~ while never leaving the computer again due to FH. But we love you all.//

*ribbit*

//Especially LEE. Call me, dude. I was serious. Big tank. Pool. Free mealworms. Glass walls with a hot chick on the other side. Plus Xander sometimes dances to YMCA when no other humans are in the room; it's a trip.//

Callisto poked at the award. "Shiny."

Alanna stutters and stammers for about ten seconds before Faithful trotts out on stage and jumps on her shoulder.

"I just talk into this thing? All right, as red blubbering idiot is trying not to say, she's extremely greatful, so greatful that she's speechless." The cat rolled his eyes. "Humans."

"Dudes, I'm honored. I'd be more honored if I could find my shoes, but someone had cleaned them away and now I can't find them."

"They're in the damn closet, because I don't like tripping over them in the morning. And, seriously, do you even know what a hamper -is-?

---oh, thanks for the award, it's appreciated."

"What kind of psycho puts his shoes in the closet? Seriously, dude. You know, it's early. I need coffee."

"Psychos who don't like to kill their boyfriends when they manage to break their nose on the desk. You never don't need coffee, by the way, so that's no excuse."

"Wuss."

"Twit."

"...Wanna make out?"

"Hell yes. I'll put on the coffee maker."

"You're the best boyfriend ever!" Jake takes award, shuffles off happily.

"Yeah, yeah." Krycek smirks and waves to the audience, then follows offstage.

Blair bounced onto the stage, accepted the award and talked for several minutes about the importance of rites of passage in tribal society before bouncing back off.

[Yay! Thanks to everyone who plays with Blair and especially all those people who've tapped him for big plotty things. It's been awesome playing with you!*bounce*]

Josh walked up to the microphone looking uncharacteristically nervous. He ran a hand through his hair. "Um, thanks. To my students, and my fellow faculty members, and my lovely TAs: Donna, Donna, and Donna--" he pointed at Jake, Angel and Kawalksy. "It's been quite a treat being here so far. Really. I mean that. Even with the snowmonsters and the karaoke and stuff."

He cleared his throat. "Yeah. I'm gonna get off the stage now before I start babbling and all of the sudden there's a secret plan to fight inflation again." He held up his award. "Thanks again."

At the mention of the floral hex scene, Angel and Cameron walked up to the stage. They're both carrying a bunch of magazines under their arms.

Cameron looked unsure at the microphone, shuffling a bit nervously, and then motioned at Angel to go first.

Angel looked at the microphone as though it was going to bite him. "The singing thing's over, right? You promise?"

"Dude," Cameron rolled his eyes. "I think singing is the least of our worries."

"Clearly you weren't at Caritas that night," Angel replied. He moved uncertainly up to the microphone. "Um. Two friends helping another friend is its own reward, really. Cam and I certainly weren't in it for a medal. Not, you know, that a little 'thank you' would've killed anybody. Just saying."

Cameron nodded in agreement. "Exactly. Those books weren't cheap, man. All I've gotten is criticism and I'm pretty sure they were useful. Because that one on going down, it had this trick..." Remembering where he was, Cameron flushed and cleared his throat. "Anyway, Angel is right. Helping a friend is what matters here and it's a job that never finishes."

"Speaking of which," Angel said, "John? Aeryn? Cam and I have seen the error of our ways. That whole ora - um, floral hex deal was completely the wrong thing to do."

"It was," Cameron agreed and started looking around for the right magazine. "Floral hex might interesting and fun, but there is just so much more that can be discovered in the... sexual world." He gets ready to show a picture, but waits for Angel to continue. They might have been rehearsing this to avoid another catastrophe.

"Things which in no way violate what seem to be, you know, the things that work for you," Angel said. He gave Cam an uncertain look as though making sure he was getting the speech right. "Things that don't freak you out. Like positions. And being in public. And nudity which, by the way, Aeryn, we totally get because honestly who wants to see John with his clothes off? Christ. I don't even want to imagine it, quite frankly."

"Dude! He's my double!" Cameron complained.

"Yeah, but he's fatter than you, is the thing," Angel replied.

"Yeah, he is pudgy." Cameron agreed. "But we're getting distracted. What Angel was trying to say is that you don't need to be naked to be seductive. Clothes can actually be an important part of the whole experience. We're not just talking about sexy lingerie here, but we're going a step beyond into the world of... roleplaying." As soon as he said that last work, he quickly unfolded the magazine and showed the following picture.

"Exactly," Angel said, warming up to the topic. "There could be a whole world of spicing up the bedroom by playing roles. Aeryn could be a nurse (http://farscape-caps.com/215/wgfa154.jpg), John could be a patient. Aeryn could be a princess (http://www.farscape-caps.com/407/jq069.jpg) and John could be a - " Angel gestured at Cam, as though he'd forgotten his line.

It took a moment for Cameron to realise that Angel wasn't following anymore, so he quickly went a picture back. "... a valiant knight (http://www.farscape-caps.com/407/jq070.jpg). And yes, pleasure (http://www.farscape-caps.com/407/jq159.jpg) is garantueed by Angel and Cam."

"The list goes on," Angel said. "One could be a chef, the other a waitress. One could be a teacher, the other a naughty student. One could be a bellboy and the other could be a nun."

Cameron looked a bit confused, he was pretty sure they hadn't talked about that last pairing and now he was trying hard not to think of John as pudgy nun. "As you see, there's heaps of possibilities. So we errr... thank you for the award, because this proves that true friends don't shy away from the hard topics and that you all know and recognise is and that's touching."

"We also promise that next time there won't be stick figures," Angel said. "We've learned our lesson. From now on it's nothing but puppetry and video. Good night!"

"And no books until I get my money!" Cameron quickly added before bouncing off stage after Angel.

...

*Vala listens to Angel and Cam's presentation and facepalms ~~to hide her hysterical snickering~~*

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YAY!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Congrats to all the winners!!

*points to Floral Hex*

Dude... you are a winnah!

*Throws roses at all the winners*

I love every one of you. Congratulations.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Yay! Congratualtions! :)

And good job to those where were nominated, as well! You had to be something special to even get nominated! :)

CONGRATS TO THE WINNERS, OMG!

*quietly weeps about losing seven times this month*

The Grunt offers Peter a tissue from his box of Kleenex as he didn't win anything either.

YAY OMG! You all rule so much~

WOOOOOOT!! Marty, for best story! And also for always doing the Billy Crystal thing and being our host for these! Woot!

Congrats to the winners!

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