A xerox machine falls from the ceiling and crashes onto the stage with fragments flying everywhere. When the dust settles Jamie Madrox appears in the middle of the wreckage looking a little dazed.

"Ok. That's going to leave a mark."

Shaking his head he takes the award and grins.

"I don't know what I did in this life to deserve all of this. I'm just a girl from a trailer park who had a dream.

"First I want to thank Artie, The Strongest Man in the World. Without him I wouldn't be the twisted indvidual you see today. I'd also like to thank my bestest friend in the whole world: Darth Vader. I know you just pretend to hate me. You wouldn't give me detention if you didn't care. And also to my roommate who puts up with all my duplication nonsense. She's a saint even when she does smack the hell out of me."

"And finally to my girlfriend who is endlessly frustrated by me getting in trouble and detention. LOOK! I GOT AN AWARD! SEE! TOTALLY WORTH IT!"

"Now before I get off the stage I want to thank every character who ever laughed or boggled at me. In alphabetical order. Let's see first there was-"

Suddenly another Xerox machine falls from the ceiling on top of Jamie knocking him through the floor and underneath the stage.

"That's really going to leave a mark."