Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

It's mutiny time!

Due to the fact that I am currently the only admin and/or mod around at this very early hour, I've decided to take control of the game and mold it for my own nefarious shining vision. Therefore, take notice and follow the new rules as set forth by ME:

1) The East Coast timezone is the BEST. All must recite this at least once a day. No posts after midnight EST will be accepted. EAST COAST IS THE RIGHT COAST.

2) All plots must have a section where a tribute is paid to ME. ME ME ME ME.

3) The official new name of the game is TracyHigh. I expect one of you to purchase me a rename token by the end of the day. *eyes you all*

4) If I am in a meeting for work, the game will CEASE while I am away.

5) Deadpool must wear pink. Deadpool's minions must form a band and play at Caritas once a week.

6) Turtle and Canary will be renamed to The ABBA Factory. I LIKE ABBA OKAY. Dancing Queen is VERY UNDERRATED!

7) Roy Mustang will be renamed Roy HorseyDude.

8) All alumni will be required to wear a scarlet 'A' denoting their status. That won't be awkward, right?

9) Angel must shave his head. His hair draws unnecessary attention away from ME.

10) A portrait of me must be placed in each office, classroom and dorm room. My persona must never be far from your thoughts.

I really believe our game will be all the better because of this. ALL THAT OPPOSE ME SHALL BE CRUSHED UNDERFOOT. CHANGES GO INTO EFFECT AT ONCE. NOW, GO FORTH AND LOVE ME.

[Or ignore me as I'm just being silly and omg it's early and all the other admins and mods are asleep and I need caffeine.]

Comments

[socksofcool.livejournal.com]

*loves you*

*nekkidly*

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

NEKKID LOVE IS ACCEPTED.

[solo_sword]

I HAVE OBJECTIONS.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

RULES ALREADY IN EFFECT.

YOUR OBJECTIONS ARE OVERRULED.

[stocksgrrl.livejournal.com]

I was completely with you until I got to number six. First off, clearly, it's all about Money, Money, Money. Secondly, I now have that looping with Bowie and it is a very strange experience that makes me a little bit frightened and scared. And, thirdly, if that were to happen, DEADPOOL WOULD NEVER LEAVE THE STORE, OMG.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I forgot, the currency is being changed too! To the Tracenny! It's a wonderful blend of copper and chocolate. THEY TOTALLY GO TOGETHER.

...and now, I do too, thanks! Life on Mars and Dancing Queen . What a combination!

YOU COULD SELL TICKETS TO THE PERMANENT DEADPOOL! Like from The Simpsons with the old dude frozen in the freezer! SELL TICKETS, MAKE TRACENNY'S!

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

OMG dibs on playing drums in Deadpool's band!

And WOOT for the East Coast!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE THE DRUMMER!

EAST COAST REPRESENT!

[the_merriest]

I'm snagging very, very poorly sung lead vocals!

Also, as you are a minion, we need to make you a cagematch icon.

[needsaparrot]

I support these changes.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

This support makes me extremely pleased and will make my transition into evil overlord evil overlord much easier.

[spring-lost.livejournal.com]

*overthrows you through ridiculously complicated plotting and judicial application of manipulating Deadpool into things*

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

*DODGES WITH LASERS*

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY HAIR ALIVE, COPPER!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

I AM READY TO FOLLOW YOU, FRANK!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

HUZZAH FRED! WE WILL OVERTHROW EVERYONE.

[moonbrain-tam.livejournal.com]

The Arms Hotel Union can make another revolution.

[scary-jeff.livejournal.com]

UNION REPRESENT!

[notqueenyet.livejournal.com]

HEY.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

SO ELOQUENT.

[inthereflexes.livejournal.com]

QUICKLY! TO THE BATCAVEBROTHEL, AWAY!

*laughs at DeadPink*

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

PINK IS A MUCH BETTER COLOR ON HIM.

[tricksy-spy.livejournal.com]

I PROTEST ON THE BASIS OF NOT BEING ASLEEP JUST NOT BEING ONLINE.

...

Yeah, okay same thing.

*supports due to prevalence of shirtless icons*

[by137.livejournal.com]

IF YOU ARE NOT ONLINE, THEN YOU DO NOT REALLY EXIST.

[the_merriest]

Do you have minions yet? I have experience with sycophancy. You've always been my favorite mod or admin or whatever. Plus, I love what you've done with your hair!

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I am always in need of minions!

AND THANK YOU! I'm trying a new bob curl and it's just bringing out my cheeks!

[walks-two-paths.livejournal.com]

*signs up to be an East Coast minion*

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

WHOOOT! MINIONS AHOY!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

DEADPOOL IS TOO PRETTY FOR PINK!

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

NO ONE IS TOO PRETTY FOR PINK.

[no-toast-thanks.livejournal.com]

This is why I should never sleep.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

You left me all alone! I got power hungry.

[practicaldevice.livejournal.com]

....I take the morning off Oh fine, I over slept and had to cram for a test and this is what happens.

Er...you need caffeine?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Yes! I was punchy and bleary and MY MUTINY NEEDED CAFFEINE!

[bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com]

*is laughing too hard to protest*

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

LAUGHING INTO A TRIBUTE FOR ME, I HOPE.

[bigdamnprincipal]

Am I going to have to throw Fraser into Special Collections?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

YOU'D HAVE TO CATCH HIM FIRST, GIRLY.

[fat-halpert.livejournal.com]

CENTRAL TIME ZONE, REPRESENT! EAST COAST HAS GOT NOTHING ON US! WE GET EVERYTHING AN HOUR EARLIER AND THAT MEANS WE GET TO GO TO SLEEP EARLIER, AWW YEAH!