ext_26716 ([identity profile] multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc2007-10-07 01:39 am
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Summer Awards! Summer Awards!

Best Peformance - Male
Deadpool

Best Performance - Female
Umbridge

OTP
Jeff/Turtle

Student
Jeff Murdock

Teacher
Barney Stinson

Townie
Tinkerbell

Best Plot
Umbridge

Best Dramatic Scene
Umbridge vs. Deadpool

Best Comedic Scene
The Return of Jamie Madrox

Best New Character
Jeff Murdock

Summer hookup(Tie!)
Jeff/Turtle
Mel/Zuko

Best Peformance - Male
Deadpool


Best Performance - Female
Umbridge


OTP
Jeff/Turtle


Student
Jeff Murdock


Teacher
Barney Stinson


Townie
Tinkerbell


Best Plot
Umbridge


Best Dramatic Scene
Umbridge vs. Deadpool


Best Comedic Scene
The Return of Jamie Madrox


Best New Character
Jeff Murdock


Summer hookup(Tie!)
Jeff/Turtle
Mel/Zuko

Re: SPEECH! SPEECH!

[identity profile] umbitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
For one day only, the doors of Special Collections were opened and Dolores Umbridge was allowed to accept her most deservedly earned awards.

"My, my, it's so good to see you all again," she said, manic grin on her face and hair askew. "It's been so very lonely without all your smiling faces while you all ATTEMPTED TO UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY!"

The outburst seemed to catch Umbridge by surprise and she calmed, using her hand as a fan.

"So sorry. I don't know where that came from." She cleared her throat. "And, while you may have banished me, I know I am still first in your hearts. And while you all are lulled into a false sense of security, I WILL CAUSE YOU PAIN, CAUSE YOU SO MUCH PAIN, CAUSE YOU PAIN THAT YOU HAVE CAUSED ME!"

There was no calming this time.

"I HATE YOU ALL! YOU HAVE RUINED A KINDLY OLD LADY! YOU WILL ALL PAY! I HAVE A LIST! A LIST! REVENGE...WILL BE MINE!"

And then she was pulled off stage. OH YEAH.

Re: SPEECH! SPEECH!

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Deadpool slowly took the stage after Umbridge, watching her be dragged off.

"Uh, yeah. You do that. Lovely lady, isn't she?" He waved cheerfully. "A round of applause for the woman who makes me look like John Q. Sanity folks! Round of applause!"

He cleared his throat, looking out at the audience. "Well, I don't even know where to start." A long, long list appeared from one of his pouches. "My agent, my husband, that guy who got me coffee the other day, Weasel for giving me that gun, Wolverine for not giving me any of his hair issues, J.K Rowling, Nate-"

Re: SPEECH! SPEECH!

[identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
This would be the moment when a large flash of light surrounded Deadpool for a moment, before giving way to the shape of a large man with a big metal arm.

"Wade, not that I'm complaining, but why did you leave the--"

He paused, smiling brightly at the audience. "Awards, is it?" He waved. A lot. With his best PR smile. "Thank you. We did what we could."

Re: SPEECH! SPEECH!

[identity profile] scary-jeff.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If you thought Jeff was going to say something while confronted with a mass of people, you were probably mistaken.

For 28 seconds, he regarded the public while frozen in a way much akin to a deer about to get hit by a Boeing 747.

That's when the hands grabbed him and pulled him away from the stage.

"YOU'RE ALL IN PANTS!" he yelled on his way out.

Re: SPEECH! SPEECH!

[identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think that's his way of saying thank you," Turtle assured the audience. "But, I mean, come on, no one should be surprised, as, hello. We're awesome."

And modest, toooooo.

Re: SPEECH! SPEECH!

[identity profile] tinkerbitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
A tiny pixie flew up to the stage, jingling happily. Oh! Oh, she was ever so happy to win this award for Most Fabulous Diva Fairy Pixie Ever in the History of Ever. And Best Prettiest. And Nicest Hips, because really, had they seen her hips? Here, she would shake a little for them.

Now! Did anybody have any absinthe? It was time to party down with her Miss America of Fandom for Pixies self! She couldn't wait to win Sexiest Use of a Storeowner and Most Patient for Putting Up With That Annoying Grumpy Roommate again! Of all of her awards for Hottest Belligerent Drunk, this was going to be her favorite.

Tink wasn't entirely clear on what she won. But hey, that didn't matter! She would see you all at the afterparty!

(Wow. Seriously, you guys rock. Thank you so much!!! ♥)

Re: CHEER!

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Congratulations to everyone omg.

*waits patiently for Umbridge speech*

Re: CHEER!

[identity profile] umbitch.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
EEEEEEEEE THANK YOU EVERYONE!

AND YAY AWARDS!

Re: CHEER!

[identity profile] mouthy-merc.livejournal.com 2007-10-07 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
YAY FOR EVERYONE!
the_merriest: (oooh! neat!)

Re: CHEER!

[personal profile] the_merriest 2007-10-07 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME SUPERAWESOME YAY! :D

Re: CHEER!

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
YAAAAAAY!!!

Re: CHEER!

[identity profile] suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
YAY EVERYONE! And thanks!

Re: OOC:

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe this is where Momo Jr. announces his undying love for you?

Re: OOC:

[identity profile] sarcasm-guy.livejournal.com 2007-10-08 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
... Really??? You mean it??? You're not just saying that?