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multi-madrox.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomhigh_ooc2007-10-07 01:39 am
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Summer Awards! Summer Awards!
Best Peformance - Male
Deadpool
Best Performance - Female
Umbridge
OTP
Jeff/Turtle
Student
Jeff Murdock
Teacher
Barney Stinson
Townie
Tinkerbell
Best Plot
Umbridge
Best Dramatic Scene
Umbridge vs. Deadpool
Best Comedic Scene
The Return of Jamie Madrox
Best New Character
Jeff Murdock
Summer hookup(Tie!)
Jeff/Turtle
Mel/Zuko
Best Peformance - Male
Deadpool

Best Performance - Female
Umbridge

OTP
Jeff/Turtle

Student
Jeff Murdock

Teacher
Barney Stinson

Townie
Tinkerbell

Best Plot
Umbridge

Best Dramatic Scene
Umbridge vs. Deadpool

Best Comedic Scene
The Return of Jamie Madrox

Best New Character
Jeff Murdock

Summer hookup(Tie!)
Jeff/Turtle
Mel/Zuko


Deadpool
Best Performance - Female
Umbridge
OTP
Jeff/Turtle
Student
Jeff Murdock
Teacher
Barney Stinson
Townie
Tinkerbell
Best Plot
Umbridge
Best Dramatic Scene
Umbridge vs. Deadpool
Best Comedic Scene
The Return of Jamie Madrox
Best New Character
Jeff Murdock
Summer hookup(Tie!)
Jeff/Turtle
Mel/Zuko
Best Peformance - Male
Deadpool

Best Performance - Female
Umbridge

OTP
Jeff/Turtle

Student
Jeff Murdock

Teacher
Barney Stinson

Townie
Tinkerbell

Best Plot
Umbridge

Best Dramatic Scene
Umbridge vs. Deadpool

Best Comedic Scene
The Return of Jamie Madrox

Best New Character
Jeff Murdock

Summer hookup(Tie!)
Jeff/Turtle
Mel/Zuko



SPEECH! SPEECH!
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"My, my, it's so good to see you all again," she said, manic grin on her face and hair askew. "It's been so very lonely without all your smiling faces while you all ATTEMPTED TO UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY!"
The outburst seemed to catch Umbridge by surprise and she calmed, using her hand as a fan.
"So sorry. I don't know where that came from." She cleared her throat. "And, while you may have banished me, I know I am still first in your hearts. And while you all are lulled into a false sense of security, I WILL CAUSE YOU PAIN, CAUSE YOU SO MUCH PAIN, CAUSE YOU PAIN THAT YOU HAVE CAUSED ME!"
There was no calming this time.
"I HATE YOU ALL! YOU HAVE RUINED A KINDLY OLD LADY! YOU WILL ALL PAY! I HAVE A LIST! A LIST! REVENGE...WILL BE MINE!"
And then she was pulled off stage. OH YEAH.
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"Uh, yeah. You do that. Lovely lady, isn't she?" He waved cheerfully. "A round of applause for the woman who makes me look like John Q. Sanity folks! Round of applause!"
He cleared his throat, looking out at the audience. "Well, I don't even know where to start." A long, long list appeared from one of his pouches. "My agent, my husband, that guy who got me coffee the other day, Weasel for giving me that gun, Wolverine for not giving me any of his hair issues, J.K Rowling, Nate-"
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"Wade, not that I'm complaining, but why did you leave the--"
He paused, smiling brightly at the audience. "Awards, is it?" He waved. A lot. With his best PR smile. "Thank you. We did what we could."
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For 28 seconds, he regarded the public while frozen in a way much akin to a deer about to get hit by a Boeing 747.
That's when the hands grabbed him and pulled him away from the stage.
"YOU'RE ALL IN PANTS!" he yelled on his way out.
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And modest, toooooo.
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Now! Did anybody have any absinthe? It was time to party down with her Miss America of Fandom for Pixies self! She couldn't wait to win Sexiest Use of a Storeowner and Most Patient for Putting Up With That Annoying Grumpy Roommate again! Of all of her awards for Hottest Belligerent Drunk, this was going to be her favorite.
Tink wasn't entirely clear on what she won. But hey, that didn't matter! She would see you all at the afterparty!
(Wow. Seriously, you guys rock. Thank you so much!!! ♥)
CHEER!
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*waits patiently for Umbridge speech*
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AND YAY AWARDS!
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