http://vkandis-son.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] vkandis-son.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc2008-04-22 06:00 am

Caffeine Withdrawals

Greetings, oh caffeine lovers of Fandom.

This week, beginning on Tuesday morning and lasting until Friday night, the island is going into caffeine withdrawals. Literally.

All of the caffeine will be withdrawn from the island. Anything caffeinated will have morphed into a decaffeinated version of itself. THE HORROR!

Who knows if it was caused by the moon rising in the left sphere of chupacabra, someone offending the great coffee gods in the sky, or teeny aliens vaporising it with their equally teeny caffeinebegoneguns. All anyone will know is that the caffeine is gone!

Nowhere on the island will caffeine be found. Anything brought onto the island will mysteriously have all its caffeine disappear.

To signify its new, low octane state, some changes will occur: If the products have packaging, that packaging will proudly proclaim it to be decaf; if not, the caffeine will simply be gone, giving that foamy latte or double shot espresso about as much kick as a comatose mule.

Come Friday night, the caffeine will return to products as suddenly and mysteriously as it disappeared.

Questions, comments, double strength venti vanilla skim latte?

Also: I haven't had coffee yet. This is very bad.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
MWHAHAHAHA YALE IS SAFE.

Rory: *would be crying openly if she were still in Fandom*

[identity profile] on-her-korhal.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Kerrigan: *SCREAMS*
withoutverona: (extreme woe!)

[personal profile] withoutverona 2008-04-21 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
This is the cruelest thing you have ever done to us.

*LOVES*

[identity profile] itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is going to be hilarious!
atreideslioness: (Serious)

[personal profile] atreideslioness 2008-04-21 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my dear and fluffy lord...

Ghanima: *seriously hates you*
needsaparrot: (coffee)

[personal profile] needsaparrot 2008-04-21 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE EVIL. EVIL, EVIL PRIEST.

[identity profile] mistressofblack.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 10:24 pm (UTC)(link)
... *giggles*

Lulu: *makes killing selling chocolate products!*

Mmm, chocolate. Mmmmm, theobromine (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theobromine).

[identity profile] tricksy-spy.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yet sadly, the theobromine won't have that lovely stimulating effect on the central nervous system.

Nice try though!

[identity profile] mistressofblack.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Alas! I rather thought you might say that.

... But it still tastes like chocolate!

Does it still act as an aphrodisiac? Because that might be just as good.

[identity profile] redintraining.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Evil. EVIL. XD
raspberryturk: (I'M SUPER)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2008-04-21 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
At least there is still booze!
ashockingbitch: (smokes and booze)

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-04-21 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as the booze is okay!

[identity profile] imac-kenzie.livejournal.com 2008-04-21 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm gonna have one cranky computer geek on my hands. Heheh.

[identity profile] gkar-lastkhari.livejournal.com 2008-04-22 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
You realize what you have done, yes?

Fandom's going to be full of highly irritable and easily pissed off cranky residents.

And you claim to be a lover of peace.

YOU LIE!!

*snicker*