Meme: 5-4-3-2-1

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On the eve of AU weekend, we're bringing you a meme to pass the time at work or at home or wherever you might be! So, pull a chair and have fun!

Reply with each character and make your lists. The more explanation of your choices, the better.

Five people you'd sleep with.
Four people you'd want to spend your life with.
Three people you'd like to protect like a puppy.
Two people you want to give a beating/stern lecture to.
One person who you secretly crush on.

These can be hypothetical so don't worry if you haven't met him or her! Have fun while we slog our way through the day before the weekend.