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likethegun ([personal profile] likethegun) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc2009-02-10 10:20 am
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No WHAT For a Week?!

Hello! We hope everyone will be enjoying their Valentine's Day festivities - really and truly, because next week, things are going to become a little less fun for everyone.

To put it simply, starting next Monday morning (Feb 16th), Fandom is going to become a no orgasm zone. The island is very displeased with how much sex everyone is having, and is going to decide that Fandom's citizens need a little cooling off time.

What does this mean exactly? Characters who are affected will not be able to have any resolution/release/culmination/whatever word you want to use to their sexual acts, no matter what they try or who they try it with. Yes, this includes self-love, so don't think those of you without partners are getting off easy. (Pun fully intended.) There's three ways characters can be affected:

A) They can get aroused, but physically won't be able to get off.
B) They can be having sex, but get consistently interrupted. (Roof cave-ins! Bed breakage! Interrupting squirrels! You'll be modding your own interruptions.)
C) All of the above.

The island will be appeased late Friday evening (Feb 20th), so everyone will be back to normal then. You do have the option of having your characters not be affected, but we make no guarantees that they won't be lynched by the horny masses, and due to the island's mood, alumni and ex-pats can be affected as well.

Any questions? Comments? Pie? Please don't throw the pie at us!

[identity profile] rocksthescarf.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*SOBS*

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
*cracks up* You are all. EVIL. *ha*
withoutverona: ([AU] Luke is too young to be hot)

[personal profile] withoutverona 2009-02-10 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Romeo will SHOOT THINGS, I swear.

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*DIES LAUGHING*

[identity profile] izzyalienqueen.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG you people are mean!!!!

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT PREGNANCY DOES TO A GIRL'S HORMONES?
sith_happened: (Anakin: making an entrance)

[personal profile] sith_happened 2009-02-10 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. THIS.

[identity profile] new-to-liirness.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...Abby Irene is going to be VERY VERY CRANKY.

Meanwhile the boys probably won't notice. *facepalm*

[identity profile] just-add-starch.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*prepares to move into the hotel for the week*

[identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
BFHGIFHFITGHFGHFLKGHJLDJLHYKTJYLRKTJYLRKTYJRLKMHLKFGMHLFHJLRKTYNRKYNT

Those are Robin's thoughts on this.

[identity profile] nojesusfreak.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILS*

[identity profile] justice-beat.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 03:52 pm (UTC)(link)
^
lovemykilt: (omg)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-10 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man, this is meeeeeeeean.

Priestly: *gets all twitchy*
not_in_the_book: (Emo: NOES)

[personal profile] not_in_the_book 2009-02-10 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Me: *dies laughing*

Ronan: *kills you all. ALL OF YOU.*

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
*is trying not to burst out laughing in the middle of an auditing class, really*

I'm not sure if this is utter fail or utter win...or both.
lovemykilt: (thinking)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2009-02-10 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I suspect that depends on if you're talking ICly or OOCly.

[identity profile] morpherboy.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Good point. Tough I will be that there is a character who thinks it's win ICly. Anyone?

[identity profile] joan-notjane.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Some of the psychic/empath types maybe?

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
It's utterly failing at utterly winning. :(

[identity profile] spring-lost.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
This is not going to end well.
raspberryturk: (WAT U SAY?)

[personal profile] raspberryturk 2009-02-10 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, there will be bloodshed.

[identity profile] funnyways.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
...Win.

[identity profile] time-flyer-5.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Jen: *IS SO NOT COMPLAINING OMG*

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
WELL YES.

I have to have SOMEONE who will make up for the lack of OMGWTFing my other characters will be doing!

[identity profile] clevermsbennet.livejournal.com 2009-02-10 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Lizzy: *WILL NOT REALIZE THIS IS GOING ON*

We could form a club!
momslilassassin: (Ben: grin)

[personal profile] momslilassassin 2009-02-10 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Ben: *is omg FAR TOO INNOCENT to be affected*

Yes. Rly.
solo_sword: (omg)

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-02-10 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Omg I may need OOC warnings on all Jaina's posts: "IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DIE, DO NOT PING IN." and such.
solo_sword: (considering)

[personal profile] solo_sword 2009-02-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
By the end of the week, yes, he probably should.

[identity profile] missed-the-gate.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps he will hide down the hall...

[identity profile] iguessiamaclone.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so disappointed that you didn't start it ON Valentine's Day. But that's because I'm a terrible person. :D

[identity profile] 1petrelli1.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Nathan: *laughs and laughs and laughs*

[identity profile] inthereflexes.livejournal.com 2009-02-11 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Jack: Robin, you need to leave the room for a bit. NOW. DON'T ASK.

[identity profile] walks-two-paths.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Savannah: *flails a lot and may have to stay with her brother for this*