Memeish Fun: The Quotables Game!

[weetuskenraider]

Okay, it's not really a meme, but I thought it'd be fun and the admins gave me the go-ahead to post this tonight, so whee!

The basic idea here is this: tag in (under the appropriate journal) with canon quotes from your characters. No context, just the quotes. If you want to put in more than one at once, make a numbered list, and put the character's name in the subject line of the thread for ease of reference.

People can tag in to those threads and either guess the context/situation, or ask you what it's about, and this way we can all have a little amusement, dork about our canon a little, and maybe get in a little canon pimping on the side.

As always, don't forget to keep checking in and see what new stuff's gone up!

Comments

[intraspective]

Oh! Oh! *POINTS TO ICON*

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps."

[shyest-eyes.livejournal.com]

*POINTS TO ICON* *AGAIN*

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

"Hmph. All right. As long as you're not just doing it to get the lime back."

[raspberryturk]

"A pro isn't someone who sacrifices himself for his job. That's just a fool."

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

"Could that have happened to me on the roof? Could I have be swarmed? ...In my underwear too. I could've been swarmed in my underwear."

[wantstodirect]

"A world where Joss Whedon got canceled was exactly the kind of world where the Shadowlord could win."

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

"Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter."

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

"No, Through the Looking Glass. That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll fuckin' spank you. "

[weetuskenraider]

"It's like there's a tribe of Ewoks dancing in there!"

(Shut up, that's like one of my favorite bits ever. No, for serious, if you ask about this one I will ramble for PARAGRAPHS.)

[minnesota-teen.livejournal.com]

"Ma! I'll be right behind you in the hearse!"

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

"I may have made some wildly inappropriate homoerotic comments to a gentleman wearing your shoes."

[tyler_gone]

It's called a changeover. The movie goes on, and nobody in the audience has any idea.

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

"Don't talk to me about traditional. I've dated circus people."

Uh, also, ICON.

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that's from the airport scene where he's convincing a nun to leave the church. That was filmed in the Pittsburgh Airport, and yes, I switched log-ins so I could reply with the right character. :D

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

1. "Oh, great. My job plus bugs."
2. "Yeah, Brent. Why don't you look Fitzy's grandma in the eye and give her one good reason this town can't build a great big dirty hoe?"
3. "I mean come on, a boycott? Look, I'm not clubbing baby seals and I'm not using Honduran children to make sneakers!"

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

"I hate New York! I'm sorry, but it's true! Today, I was walking around PriceCo. Have you been there? It's huge! All the stores in New York are so cramped! Every time I turn around I knock something over. I'm like some huge monster that came out of the oceans to destroy bodegas! ...I'm too big for New York, okay! I'm always trying to fit into cramped little subway seats, or duck under doorways that were built a hundred and fifty years ago. "Hey, people are bigger now! Build bigger doorways! What the hell is wrong with you?" ...And it's so loud. All the time. Yes, I know it's the city that never sleeps, but guess what? I like to sleep! I've been tired for eight years! Tired and scared, with black and blue marks on my elbows from trying to fit into all these tiny elf doorways! New Jersey's great! It's got huge stores, and lawns, and you never have to carry a cup again! For the rest of your life! I'm not afraid to say it: I love New Jersey! ...I'm just kidding."

[bad-nose-job.livejournal.com]

"But this isn't me, the real me is inside here somewhere just waiting to get out and you can make that happen and once the curse is broken I'll be just like anybody else."

[notyourpawn.livejournal.com]

You and my dentist's assistant have much in common.

[weetuskenraider]

Okay, yeah, that one I'm really curious about. TELL. :D

[mauledbyabear.livejournal.com]

'Bout time somebody scored around here.

[flipped-god-off.livejournal.com]

YES! One of my most favorite movie quotes EVER. Intense, intense, intense, AND SPANKING.

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

"All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past!" [Throws a knife] "You got that?"

[defeats-buses.livejournal.com]

"I don't know what 'melodramatic' means... but you'll be removed from the throne, Narissa, I will see to it."

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

"I think he likes you. God, if I were you, I'd buy a ticket on that ride."