Meeeeme! You know. *That* one.

[thatsamilkshake]

The who-you-dun-sex-with one. It's been a while since we last tallied up who's hooked up with who, and how far Chuck Bass has spread his latest case of the--- I mean, let's take a look at how we spread love across the island!

So, if it would amuse you to do so, comment with something along the lines of:

John Crichton
Kissed - Aeryn Sun , Vala Mal Doran (version 1.0), Callisto, Angel, Lee Adama (version 1.0)
Slept With - Aeryn Sun

Got someone that hasn't done either? Maybe you'll find your hookup here! Or maybe not! It could happen! I could be a matchmaker!

Possessed/AU/Fandom-weirdness totally counts!

I so stole the previous two paragraphs from just_add_starch!

___

Mmmm, beards.

Comments

[baskiceball.livejournal.com]

Marshall Eriksen

Kissed Barney Stinson, Lily Aldrin
Sexed Lily Aldrin

[mauledbyabear.livejournal.com]

Emmett Cullen

Kissed Um. No one. Rosalie would kill him.
Sexed Um. No one. Rosalie would kill him.

Look, we're just gonna have to stick with bear hugs here.

[itsjustlanguage.livejournal.com]

Hoshi Sato
Kissed: Turtle Wexler, some random guy in Santorini, Hannibal King, and Ronan Nolan
Slept with: Ronan Nolan

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Lord help me he's such a whore...

Chuck Bass

Kissed Brooke Davis, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Amber Atkins, Angela Montengro, Francine Peters, Hannibal King, Gwen Cooper, Claire Fisher, Blair Waldorf, Cal Stephanides, Meg Powers, Kaylee Frye, Jenny Sparks, Warren Peace, Toby Moratis, Eric van der Woodsen, Joan Girardi, Toshiko Sato. And technically Jaina, Temari and Robin with the whole SOW-ness.

Sexed Brooke Davis, Lois Lane, Ino Yamanaka, Hannibal King, Angela Montengro, Jaina Solo (In some twisted SOW universe), Robin Scherbatsky (again, in some twisted SOW universe), Temari (SOW universe hooker!), Anyone John's ever slept with (SOW)

And I assume he's getting plowed nightly in Sam Winchester's dreams. Which counts.

[flashesforinfo.livejournal.com]

Angela Montenegro

Kissed: Hannibal King, Chuck Bass, Romeo Montegue, Dean Winchester, Savannah Levine, Claudia Kishi, Dinah Lance, Brooke Davis, Yurika Dojima, Jenny Sparkes
Slept with: Hannibal King, Chuck Bass

[saveyoulater.livejournal.com]

With icon I never get to use. Woe. Also, I'm only counting canon hook-ups that happened while the character was in Fandom, if you follow me.

Also? How did Tyler get the longest lists? It's creepy.

Sarah Walker
Kissed: Tony Stark, Rusty Ryan
Slept with: Tony Stark, Rusty Ryan

Claire Fisher
Kissed:Cal Stephanides, Toby (canon), Chuck Bass
Slept with: Cal Stephanides

Tyler Durden
Kissed: River Tam, Peter Pevensie, Buffy Summers (2.0), Evelyn Carnahan, Faith Lehane, Tony Stark, M. Parker, Daisy Day
Slept With: Faith Lehane, Tony Stark, M. Parker, Daisy Day, Marla Singer (canon)

Romeo Montague
Kissed: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis, Dick Casablancas, Ronan Nolan, Rikku, Angela Montenegro
Slept With: Yurika Dojima, Brooke Davis

Angela Chase
Kissed: Martin Blank, Duo Maxwell (spin the bottle), Cameron Mitchell, Veronica Mars, Jaye Tyler (spin the bottle), Alec (kissing booth)
Slept With: Martin Blank

[justice-beat.livejournal.com]

One day, I'll stop going back and listing the unactive ones. This is not that day. MWA HA HA.

Setsuna Sakurazaki-
Kissed: Jude Lizowski, Ranma Saotome, Alphonse Elric, Teddy Altman, Ami Mizuno, Cindy Mackenzi, John Connor, Hikaru Hitachiin
Slept with: Ranma Saotome

Yasutora "Chad" Sado-
Kissed: Teddy Altman, Ranma Saotome, Jude Lizowski, Nadia Santos, Molly Hayes, Puppet!Seely, Ronan Nolan
Slept with: Teddy Altman, Ronan Nolan

Rosette Christopher-
Kissed: John Connor, Deadpool, Yuki, Shuichi, Seely Booth, El Mariachi
Slept with: John Connor, Deadpool

A.J.-
Kissed: Troy Bolton, Annette Hargrove, Beauty Huston, River Tam, Ronan Nolan, Marco Conrad
Slept with: Troy Bolton, Beauty Huston, Annette Hargrove

Turtle Wexler-
Kissed: Tannim Drake, Jeff Murdock, Hoshi Sato
Slept with: Jeff Murdock! EEEE.

Adah Price-
Kissed: Lee Adama, River Tam
Slept with: Lee Adama, River Tam

Cal Stephanides-
Kissed: Amber Atkins, Claire Fisher, Temari, Chuck Bass (%^$#!^#&!!)
Slept with: Amber Atkins, Temari (ahahaha, SOW), Claire Fisher

Charlotte York-
Kissed: Dale Cooper
Slept with: Dale Cooper

Kenpachi Zaraki-
Kissed: AHAHAHAHAHA
Slept with: AHAHAHAHA. (still hilarious)

Minsc--
Licked by: Mina Harker

Shush, it's all he has.

Daisy Day--
Kissed: Biff, Loki, Ben Reilly, Tyler Durden
Slept with: Biff, Loki, Ben Reilly, Tyler Durden

[solo_sword]

Jaina Solo
Kissed: John Sheppard
Slept With: John Sheppard, Chuck Bass (in that weird SOW verse she will never ever admit to)

[imac-kenzie.livejournal.com]

Cindy Mackenzie

Kissed: Cally, Setsuna, Ron Weasley, Jack Burton
Slept with: Cally

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Lee Adama

Kissed: Adah Price
Slept With: Adah Price

God, Lee, you're so frakking whipped.

[yourwhiteknight.livejournal.com]

Harvey Dent

Kissed Brooke Davis, Helen Haras-Uquara, Toby Moratis
Sexed No one :(

[surferboy-09er.livejournal.com]

Dick Casablancas

Kissed Annette Hargrove, Seely Booth, Demyx, Veronica Mars, Romeo Montague
Sexed Annette Hargrove, Veronica Mars

[canoutdrinkyou.livejournal.com]

Marion Ravenwood

Kissed Indiana Jones
Sexed Indiana Jones

[death-and-pies.livejournal.com]

Ned

Kissed: Kaylee Frye
Slept With: Kaylee Frye

ANOTHER WHIPPED ONE. I seem to have a lot of them.

[gobrookeyourself]

Brooke Davis
Kissed: Lucas Scott (not this version), Peyton Sawyer (not this version), Romeo Montague, Peter Petrelli, I AM ASSUMING Boy!Jenny Sparks, Lucas Scott (this version), Harvey Dent, Jess Mariano, Chuck Bass, Prince Edward, Angela Montenegro, Yurika Dojima, Kaylee Frye (I think we handwaved?), Barney Stinson, Hannibal King
Slept with: Lucas Scott (not this version), Romeo Montague, Peter Petrelli, Jenny Sparks, Chuck Bass, Barney Stinson, Hannibal King

DID I GET EVERYONE?

[goodgirlmeg.livejournal.com]

Meg Manning

Kissed Johnny Storm (Reunion plot), Jim Halpert (Kissing booth), Dean Winchester, Alec (threesome with Dean)
Sexed Johnny Storm (Reunion plot), Dean Winchester, Alec (threesome with Dean)

[likes-chicken.livejournal.com]

Hurley Reyes
Kissed: Penelope Wilhern


...and that's all he's got. Oh, Hurley.

[missed-the-gate.livejournal.com]

John Sheppard

Kissed: Jaina Solo, Ronan Nolan, SOW - Brooke, Temari, Robin, and anyone Chuck kissed.
Slept with: Jaina Solo, sort of Ronan Nolan, SOW - Brooke, Temari, Robin, and anyone Chuck sexed.

[sixstandingby.livejournal.com]

Gavin Darklighter

Kissed: Inara Serra
Slept With: Inara Serra

My boys and their monogamy are making up for Chuck Bass's WHORE SELF.

[montecito-east.livejournal.com]

Mary Connell
Kissed: Johnny Storm, GOB Bluth, George Michael Bluth
Slept With: Johnny Storm, GOB Bluth, George Michael Bluth

And during Soap Opera Weekend, she persuaded G'Kar to step in and help her raise her non-existent kids, but I don't think they got around to either kissing or sleeping with each other.

[funnyways.livejournal.com]

Mina Harker

...She's got nothing. Other than Minsc-licking.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

Benton Fraser

Kissed: Robin Scherbatsky, Ellen Harvelle, Zoe Washburne, Vala Mal Doran, Wade Wilson, GOB Bluth
Slept With: Robin Scherbatsky

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T HELP IT IF YOUR BOYS ARE WUSSIES WHO NEED TO BE IN ONE OF THOSE "RELATIONSHIP" THINGS TO HAVE SEX.

[chic-harper.livejournal.com]

Harper Finkle

Nothing! I must do something about this. When is the next bout of amnesia?

[iruinenglish.livejournal.com]

Buffy Summers
Kissed: ...Angel (another version)?
Slept with: ...Angel (another version)?

Buffy would like to add that she will make up for it in college.