Random Fighty Event: Attack of the Killer Everything In Your Veggie Crisper!

[thatsamilkshake]

Yes, that includes tomatoes even though they're really a fruit. On Tuesday the 10th, vegetables throughout Fandom -- except in the dorms -- will be infected by oleracea carnivora, the 24-Hour Man-Eating Vegetable Flu. Symptoms include growing teeth, growing an attitude, growing as big as your average footstool, and moddable HUNGER FOR YOUR FLESH.

They can be dispatched with whatever weapons you might have handy, be it sword, club, crossbow or Mixmaster 2000, but prepare to be covered in sticky, seedy mess when they explode on you after squishing or puncturing, and watch out for the regular-sized ones too - they can gang up on you!

The Kwik-Stop isn't safe. The cafeteria isn't safe. Even the streets of Fandom aren't safe, because what was that noise behind you? Is that an eggplant rolling after you down the sidewalk, gibbering as it goes?

(Questions, comments, anachronistic fruit?)

Comments

[lovemykilt]

. . . Isn't Tuesday the 10th?

Also OMG PRIESTLY IS DOOMED.

[thatsamilkshake]

IT ALWAYS SAID THAT.

[lovemykilt]

It totally did. I must have hallucinated. *blames the gibbering eggplant*

[trigons_child]

THIS IS JUST TO TRAUMATIZE THE VEGETARIANS ISN'T IT?

[thatsamilkshake]

YES.

[trigons_child]

*FLAILS*

NOW I NEED TO FIND OUT IF DDD'S KEEPS CUCUMBERS IN STOCK.

[heromaniac]

THIS WAS CANON FOR MOMOKO! HAHAHAHAHAHA! She was beat up by celery!

[heromaniac]

Well, not the hungry-for-your-flesh part. Just the come-to-life part. It is shoujo, after all.

[brat_inslayage]

Mine is an evil laugh that I suspect will get me promptly severely injured by my character, mwahahahaha.

[tyler_gone]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ILU.

That is all.

[glacial_queen]

Way to put me off of Plants vs Zombies, guys. Thanks!

[thatsamilkshake]

Oh, like any of us will ever eat carrots again!

[glacial_queen]

Pleasepleasepleaseplease tell me Francine will get chased by carrots tomorrow? It's trauma and hilarity in one!

[thatsamilkshake]

Hee! While I can appreciate the black humor, I don't think Francine would.

[robinthefrog.livejournal.com]

Where's Bunnicula when you need him?