I can't help it if "Swell" is so quotable, dammit.

Kennedy: "Look, Buffy didn't send me, okay? I volunteered."
Satsu: "Because you're the other lesbian."
Kennedy: Because I wanted you to know you're not the only fool to ever wrinkle the sheets with a straight girl."
Satsu: "It wasn't just wrinkles. It was true love."
Kennedy: "Yeah, yeah, everybody knows the story. Your kiss brought Buffy out of a mystical coma. But Sleeping Beauty wasn't gay, and neither is Buffy. Despite recently taking a skinny dip in that pool."
Satsu: "It was more than a dip. It was a plunge. A big, wet--"
Kennedy: "You had a thing, I get it! Time to towel off and face the hetero. You, gay. Buffy, not. My advice? Lose the cinnamon lippy gloss you laid on her and try kissing someone who can give you their heart. Not just their body."
(File this one under "God, I wish I was kidding, but aww, that's my girl, you've GROWN." Also under "Why do I have a feeling this will come back to bite someone in the ass?")

"And that concludes the mollycoddle. I was sent here for an eval, so let's start the uation with the obvious."

And later...

"Your eval's so getting a smiley face."