Quotes Meme!

[weetuskenraider]

I've been wanting to do this one again for like weeeeeeeeeeks. And break week seems like a good time, and we haven't done it since October, so! Have a quotes meme.

Here's how this works: tag in (under the appropriate journal) with canon quotes from your characters. No context, just the quotes -- individually if you want, or several in one comment.

People can tag in to those threads and either guess the context/situation, or ask you what it's about, and this way we can all have a little amusement, dork about our canon a little, and maybe get in a little canon pimping on the side.

As always, don't forget to keep checking in and see what new stuff's gone up!

Comments

[notafairmaiden.livejournal.com]

"Life is like a horse. You ride it, or it rides you."

"Are you the master of your destiny, or a slave to your fear?"

[spiritandsword]

"The sword, it seems to push me ... both into trouble and beyond my wildest expectations. I may ultimately be on the side of angels... but I'm more like the Angel of Death."

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

"There's an outlet by the bed and I'll be in there in a minute."

0.0

Wat.

[trigons_child]

No fair, I'm at work!

"From this moment forth, he expects your total subservience and your complete obedience. You will view him with the respect he demands. And you will accept that he is your god, for your meaningless lives are his to play with. Now, bow before your god! Bow before Trigon the Terrible!"

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

"I bet it’s all action. Ballroom dancing in the morning, followed by a gin rummy tournament and bumming in the showers."

[trigons_child]

Don't piss Raven off, really:

"I am the daughter of Trigon, darkest of man's nightmare gods, and you have used me. I am the daughter of Arella, who protected mankind from him, and you have tried to slay her. I am Raven, and I am myself once more. Feel my anger."

[trigons_child]

Raven does get a sense of humor. Sort of.

"There is evil that runs through me, and when the wrong set of demonic ducks line up, I have a tendency to go all dark diva in thigh highs."

[laceycantlie.livejournal.com]

"Well, never mind the thanks. You drew a heart over your name."
"Yeah. What? That's cute."
"No, it's just that normally if someone draws a heart over their name it's to dot an I or something, but in this case it just seems superfluous."
"Oh, okay, so now I'm redundant and superfluous? You are a real charmer. Lookit, I can draw a little heart if I want to. You know, and for your information, most people like seeing little hearts. It makes them feel warm and fuzzy and . . . warm."
"Okay, and it's just making me think 'why is that heart here?'"
"Fine. If it'll make you feel better I'm gonna get you new bill with no hearts, no thanks, no nothin', all right, and don't come crying to me, 'I didn't get a little heart, Lacey doesn't like me, she thinks I'm a big goofy man-child who refuses to grow up!'"
"I think you might be adding a few things in there."
"It's my superfluous nature. What can you do."

[trigons_child]

Eh, I'm not going to spam the rest in individual comments, so all together now:

"I watch Gossip Girl...religiously."


"I am good...although I would like Roy to explain why he threw an atomic bomb at me...."


"I am your sister. I am a Sin, the Sin of Pride, the original Sin. The Sin from which the rest of you spring. It sort of makes me your big sister. And big sisters call the shots."

[exspeedydotcom]

"I watch Gossip Girl...religiously."

"That wasn't the last time I used heroin."

[sensethevisions]

((You will be spammed as I LOVE my girl))


"The wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing."

***

"Hey! Don't call me sweetie! You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie!"

***


Phoebe: Anyone got a vanquish in their pocket

***


Phoebe: Okay, Piper maybe it would be better if you go downstairs and spend some time with Wyatt... you're not breathing are you?
Piper: Nope
Phoebe: Breathe, inhale, exhale, okay next sister.

***

Phoebe: Notice anything different about me?
[Paige looks at her oddly]
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.

***

Phoebe: Will your friends be staying for dinner?
Cole: I'm going to have a hard enough time convincing them to stay 'til the end of the meeting if you don't stop threatening to kill them.


***

Phoebe: Good people do not turn other people into water coolers.

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Phoebe: AT&T, Power of Three.

***

Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?

***

[icecoldfrost]

YOU ARE SO GONNA GET SPAAAAAAAMMED!

"Mister Langford ... my family's extremely generous support for generations, and the very year it becomes public knowledge that I'm a mutant, I am for the first time left off the guest list. Tell me, dear Walter, would you like to spend the rest of your life obsessed with the works of Leroy Neiman? I mean, sexually?"

[bitchprince]

The single quotes edition.

"They’re like giant ... baby rats."

"It was a little bit unfair ... Like when you called me "fat"."

"The dragonlord today. I saw you. [pause] One thing I tell all my young knights - no man is worth your tears."

"At least I wouldn't have to face everyone. I have never felt so humiliated in my entire life. I was defeated by a girl."

"Congratulations on your victory. You are a skilful swordsman... woman. Swords... swords-woman."

"Merlin. Is it my imagination or are you getting fat?"

"He refuses to talk of her. It must be too painful for him. Sometimes it's as if she never even existed. I still have... a sense of her, almost as though she is part of me."

"You have hunted her kind like animals! How many hundreds have you condemned to death to ease your guilt? [...] You speak of honour and nobility. You are nothing but a hypocrite and a liar!"

"That is your job. But today my job is to woo."

"Merlin! I want you to know that I never doubted you. All right, maybe I did, but it's your own fault. You've got a suspicious look about you. Shifty. Like you've got something to hide."

...I'm done now.

... Honest.

... Stop looking at me.

[bitten_notshy]

I am going to comment so you can't edit more in.

*is a brat*

[rocksthescarf.livejournal.com]

Jenny: You look like hell.
Chuck: Small price to pay to feel like heaven.

Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Chuck Bass: The best big brother ever.

[momslilassassin]

You looooooove me:

Ben: "After lunch, I think I'm going to start asking new questions."
Luke: "And when someone asks you to talk to her among the Trees of Imminent Doom?"
Ben: "I say yes, and close my eyes and pucker up for a big kiss."
Luke: "There, that's the Skywalker survival instinct at work."

[weetuskenraider]

BEN. SHE'S A SITH. >:(

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

Rufus: You used to beg me to walk you to school. You'd cry if I didn't walk you to class.
Jenny: That wasn't me. That was Dan.
Dan: It's true. But I was six. It was an emotional time for me. It was post-tee ball.

[demonbelthazor]

"I'm sorry but we have to stop seeing each other, okay. Why? Because I have to kill you that's why. Smooth."


"I'm a demon with a soul, Phoebe. It's rather unique to the cosmos."


"I was dead before I met you, I was born the day you loved me, and my love for you will keep me alive. Forever."


Cole: You have to hold my hand.
Prue: This sucks already.


Piper: How can you be so evil?
Cole: It's a gift.


"Oh, can't you at least let me not die in peace?"


And, of course:

"Keep your hands off my pumpkin."

[sensethevisions]

*gleees*

[momslilassassin]

Ben: "We're choosing new names?"
Luke: "No."
Ben: "Oh. That's sad. I was looking forward to being Sparky."
Luke: "Sounds like a name for a monkey-lizard."
Ben: "And you could be Grand Master Whango Mittphool."
Luke: "Not in this lifetime."

[imonscholarship.livejournal.com]

Dan: I have come to the conclusion that I need to get out of my comfort zone. I need to experience new things.
Chuck: Are you gay?

[blessed_twice]

"That's always been your problem, Chris. Stuck in the old good versus evil morass. I'm so past that. It's all about power, it's as simple as that."


"Hey, is this Chris? He's so small! Hey, little brother. Is this before or after he swallowed the marble?"


"Dad, seriously. I don't wanna have to hurt you, but if you get in my way...."

[momslilassassin]

Ben: "Jedi Skywalkers. Practicing a fine family tradition of rescuing people from the dark side."
Luke: "Hey, there are worse family traditions."
Ben: "Like Aunt Leia's spiceloaf."
Luke: "You think the dark side is scary, you say that to her."
Ben: "I won't. I like my body intact, thank you very much."

[likes_scoundrels]

HEY.

[brat_inslayage]

Oh, hi, have the comics set of quotes. Part 1.

"You know I'd die for you... oh, wait -- I did! Admittedly, it was mystical, and kind of mellow, but headline: death!"
(I couldn't tell you the context behind this one anyway as it was NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN WTF.)

Kennedy: "Please. I don't go to Denny's without packing three bags."
Willow: "Sad but true but also cute."

"How hot am I for teacher right now?"

"I love that you're in your experimental phase-- 'cause I really kinda thought you were a 'phobe-- but you put the moves on Red and I'll kill you like a chicken."

"Nah. I zigged when I shoulda stabbed. Still, a considerate girlfriend would have killed that thing."

"Hey, baby, there's no need to curse like a nerd. You'll figure it out."

Willow: "Ken-doll, do you trust me and know that I love you and I'm not a crazy person and what we do is for the greater good cross your heart no backsies?"
Kennedy: "Duh. What do we gotta do?"
Willow: "Frak."
(No, trust me, YOU DON'T WANT TO ASK.)

"Don't be a brat, slinky. That's my profession, and I don't like amateurs crowding me."

[momslilassassin]

Luke: "A Jedi without a lightsaber--"
Ben: "Is a lot less dashing to the girls."
Luke: "Not what I was going to say, but probably true."

[icecoldfrost]

They will always hate us. We will never live in a world of peace.Which is why control and non-violence are essential. We must prove ourselves a peaceful people. We must give the ordinary humans respect, compliance, and understanding. And we must never mistake that for trust.

[brat_inslayage]

I can't help it if "Swell" is so quotable, dammit.

Kennedy: "Look, Buffy didn't send me, okay? I volunteered."
Satsu: "Because you're the other lesbian."
Kennedy: Because I wanted you to know you're not the only fool to ever wrinkle the sheets with a straight girl."
Satsu: "It wasn't just wrinkles. It was true love."
Kennedy: "Yeah, yeah, everybody knows the story. Your kiss brought Buffy out of a mystical coma. But Sleeping Beauty wasn't gay, and neither is Buffy. Despite recently taking a skinny dip in that pool."
Satsu: "It was more than a dip. It was a plunge. A big, wet--"
Kennedy: "You had a thing, I get it! Time to towel off and face the hetero. You, gay. Buffy, not. My advice? Lose the cinnamon lippy gloss you laid on her and try kissing someone who can give you their heart. Not just their body."
(File this one under "God, I wish I was kidding, but aww, that's my girl, you've GROWN." Also under "Why do I have a feeling this will come back to bite someone in the ass?")

"And that concludes the mollycoddle. I was sent here for an eval, so let's start the uation with the obvious."

And later...

"Your eval's so getting a smiley face."

[screwyoumarvel]

Because I love to babble about it: this is one of those things comic book writers love getting to write so much that they're willing to ignore that someone else already wrote it. So, I give you...

Version A:

"Okay, men, be ready. This is going to be the hardest day of your lives. I wish I could tell you otherwise, but it'd be a lie, and I won't lie to you. So keep your heads low...follow my lead...AND LET'S GO KICK THESE NAZIS ALL THE WAY BACK TO GERMANY!"

And Version B:

"These are dark and desperate times. I know that some of you are afraid. It's all right--it's perfectly natural. But I want you to know that I am not. I am not afraid to die this day because I know that what we do here is necessary. It may seem impossible--our enemies may appear to be endless...but that doesn't matter--because there is no one else. Look at me. I believe in an idea...an idea that a single individual who has the right heart and the right mind...that is consumed with a single purpose...that one man can win a war. Give that one man a group of soldiers with the same conviction...and you can change the world.

"You boys know where I can find some men like that?"