chosehumanity: (mitchell-annie: heee)
chosehumanity ([personal profile] chosehumanity) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc 2010-04-27 07:23 pm (UTC)

"God made man in His own image. But what if that included His rage, and His spite, and His indifference, and His cruelty? God created all of us, we are all God's children but... God's a bit of a bastard... isn't he? Look at us: covered in other people's blood, talking about morality."

"He's a 116 year old *mass murderer* ... not a fucking gerbil!" ... Not Mitchell, but George's girlfriend to George, about Mitchell.

"Look. You just spread the word, OK. I want everyone there."
"Just leave it to me. I've got most of them on my Twitter feed, so..." ... Vampires are well-organised these days.

"What? There's no vampires in London?"
"Yeah, but their head guy and I don't, erm... I sort of killed his Mum."

"There must be some other reason for chatting you up, like access to drugs."
"She's a doctor! She can steal her own drugs."
"Ah, so she's on drugs. That makes perfect sense."
"You see, it's pep talks like this I'm really going to miss."

"One of the times I tried to properly quit drinking blood, I was living with this vampire, Carl. And he helped me. He's been clean for, what-- I don't know-- twenty years now--"
"You... um, sorry. You lived with someone... before me?"
"...What? Yeah, lots of people."
"But-- Who?!"
"Vampires? People-people, I don't know!"
"Peo-- oh, well, that's it."
"Oh, god. Don't get all--"
"What? What?"
"You! Don't get all you about this. Of course I've lived with other people. You think I've spent the past hundred years waiting for you and your... three different kinds of upholstery cleaner to show up?!"

"As my best friend so 'kindly' pointed out to me this morning, I don't have a girlfriend, all my family are dead, and I mop up puke and pee and shit for five quid an hour. So, much as I sympathise, if we're comparing isolation and disappointment I think I win."

"Did you just call me deadly furniture?"

"The disembodied spirit of a dead woman is getting a job in the service industry. What could possibly go wrong?"

"The pub? That's the job you've always wanted? Jesus, aim for the stars..."

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