Omg and this one isn't said by Sookie, but about her and by my favorite character, and I kinda can't wait to do the canon catchup in which it is said*:

"Angelic Sookie, vision of love and beauty, I am prostrate that the wicked evil maenad violated your smooth and voluptuous body in an attempt to deliver a message to me.”

*it won't be until like...fall.