Yeah, I'm sorry, I kind of love this entire bit from the beginning of the "Goddesses and Monsters" one-shot even though I kind of hate that issue overall (except for one other bit). Shut it.

Kennedy: "Are you sure about this?"
Willow: "Sure would be overstating it. It's just... it's kind of a tradition."
Kennedy: "And we're traditional since when now?"
Willow: "It's part of a witch's path. A part I skipped over."
Kennedy: "'cause you're a goddess."
Willow: "Not even."
Kennedy: "And goddesses don't leave their girlfriends all alone to take remedial magic in some weird dimension that probably has zero cell-phone reception."
Willow: "Ken-doll..."
Kennedy: "No pet names while I'm pouting."
Willow: "I have crazy power."
Kennedy: "See above re: goddess."
Willow: "Power is not knowledge. In a way, it's almost the opposite. Look at these girls. A few months ago they became Slayers."
Kennedy: "I was one of them, Willpower."
Willow: "No pet names while I'm lecturing. Also, that one's more or less lame. These girls weren't in the game like you. They didn't know which end was up. Now they have you."
Kennedy: "Did not ask to be a drill sergeant--"
Willow: "But you're a good one. They need it, and they'll keep you occupied while I'm away."
Kennedy: "Well, the blonde with the R. Crumb thighs could probably keep me occupied..."
Willow: "I could turn you into a newt. For realsies."
Kennedy: "Man, I just mastered monogamy, now I have to practice not-getting-any-at-allgamy. You're a harsh mistress. Just don't forget about me."
(For the record, I will dispute the "good drill sergeant" thing, 'cause uh. Yeah. No calling them maggots, mmmkay.)

(...this is also why I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact that there's probably a breakup clock ticking down. Sigh.)