We re-did the house. John Smith: Come to Daddy. Jane Smith: [after she bashes him with a teapot and headbutts him] Who's your Daddy now?
Marriage Counselor: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage? Jane Smith: 8. John Smith: Wait. Could you clarify? Is 10 the highest? 10 being perfectly happy and 1 being totally miserable or... Marriage Counselor: Just respond instinctively. John Smith: Ok. Ready? Jane Smith, John Smith: 8.
Jane Smith: [after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
[about the new curtains Jane bought] Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back. John Smith: All right, I don't like them. Jane Smith: [pause] You'll get used to them.
Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex? Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.
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John Smith: Come to Daddy.
Jane Smith: [after she bashes him with a teapot and headbutts him] Who's your Daddy now?
Marriage Counselor: On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate the happiness of your marriage?
Jane Smith: 8.
John Smith: Wait. Could you clarify? Is 10 the highest? 10 being perfectly happy and 1 being totally miserable or...
Marriage Counselor: Just respond instinctively.
John Smith: Ok. Ready?
Jane Smith, John Smith: 8.
Jane Smith: [after shooting through a wall at John] Still alive, baby?
Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet.
[about the new curtains Jane bought]
Jane Smith: If you don't like them we can take them back.
John Smith: All right, I don't like them.
Jane Smith: [pause] You'll get used to them.
Marriage Counselor: How often do you have sex?
Jane Smith: I don't understand the question.
I'll put MOAR later~