Meme: Writing Sample!

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It's Monday. I'm mourning my loss of Worf and I need distractions from the monotonous work task I have in front of me today.

So let's see some of those writing samples you put together for your newer characters, shall we?

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[wrongkindofsith]

Oh Fandom, and your wacky dopplegangers...

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"And that's when she attacked me, with a dildo. It felt like a taser too, a dildo taser. She used a dildo taser on me!"

Slouched low in her chair, legs akimbo, Cara had been tuning out most of the noise coming from the other girl with an ease that came with long practice, focusing instead on picking off the sticky residue that odd square of parchment had left on her leathers. It probably would have been easier without the gloves, but that would have meant admitting defeat. "It's called an agiel."

"I don't care what it's called, the point is I was attacked with a weaponised sex-toy!" From the way she was shrieking, you'd think she'd been struck with something resembling force, when instead the agiel had barely made contact. "I demand justice, I demand recompense, I demand expulsion."

Given Cara's complete lack of desire to be here in the first place, expulsion would hardly have been a punishment. But then Richard or Kahlan would make that irritating 'we're not angry, just disappointed' face. Spirits, she hated that face. "It was a case of mistaken identity." One that would never have happened if she'd waited for the other girl to open her mouth, Triana had occasionally been this annoying, but never quite this high pitched. "I said I was sorry." And had sounded even less sincere then.

"You were rolling your eyes...just like you're doing now!"

"I'm rolling my eyes because you're an idiot." Which meant it probably wasn't going to stop any time soon. "So you have a least that much in common with Triana."

"Now she's insulting me!"

"No, the comparison is far more insulting to Triana," Cara retorted. "I suppose I should thank you for making me miss her whining, it was so much more pleasant."

"Whining? Is that what they call responding to an unprovoked attack where you come from?"

Cara's grin had entirely too many teeth. "Oh, I was very provoked when attacking her. At least until I killed her. With justification."

"Now, she's threatening to kill me!"

"If I going to kill you, you'd already be dead."

Barney cleared his throat. Nervously. "Normally we don't process roommate changes until the middle of term, but I think we can make an exception here."