http://fratboybitch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fratboybitch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc2010-08-23 08:07 am
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New Townie!

Everyone wake the hell up so you can help me welcome a new addition to our fair game! Jessica Hamby ([livejournal.com profile] redheadbabyvamp) will be arriving in short order. She might be familiar to some but those she's not, I'm sure we can fix that!

Just watch those teeth. WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME!
glacial_queen: (Skeptical)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not going to get all, "Children, you must listen to me. I ahm vahmpyre." on us are you? Cause that gets really old.

[identity profile] inneedofcoffee.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
...What kind of accent is that? Proper vampires have an Überwald accent. With v's in the place of w's!
glacial_queen: (Dubious)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Louisianiani-ian.

Or something.
glacial_queen: (We are NOT amused)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Your maker sounds like a jackass, then.

[identity profile] redheadbabyvamp.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Considering he took off and left me all by myself here, I'm thinkin' you might be right.
glacial_queen: (Hugging for comfort)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 03:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwww! *hugs* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring up bad memories.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm thinking of maybe starting up an island-wide abandonment issue support group?

[identity profile] redheadbabyvamp.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you make the meetings at night?
glacial_queen: (Conversation)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Better. I'll make them in Caritas. Because we're all going to need to drink anyway, amirite?

[identity profile] redheadbabyvamp.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I just hope they serve Tru Blood there.

Do you think they're hiring? I should really get a job.
glacial_queen: (Naughty Thoughts)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe? Okay, you're really hot. Of course they're hiring.

[identity profile] funnyways.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the most awful vampire impression I have ever seen. Not even that hack Stoker wrote like that.
glacial_queen: (Conversation 3)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't blame me! She even admitted it sounded like her maker!

[identity profile] funnyways.livejournal.com 2010-08-23 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, then her maker must have been raised in a barn. I must assume.
glacial_queen: (Not Best Pleased)

[personal profile] glacial_queen 2010-08-23 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Judging by his manners? *sniffs disdainfully* I'd say yes and probably by the animals.