Random Event Announcement!

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

Happy Tuesday, everyone! I hope it's totally rocking your socks. It would be rocking mine, but I don't even have socks on right now.

Anyway, I'm here to announce a superawesomefun random event. Inspired entirely by this cartoon and the fact that mouthy_merc is a whore, on Saturday September 25, Fandom will have an excess of Emo Onions!

That's right. All over common rooms, personal rooms, stores and apartments, Emo Onions that will insult you and try to press all your buttons on personal issues to make you cry will be showing up, completely voluntarily and at your leisure. The only way to defeat said Emo Onions is, of course, to chop them all up into tiny little pieces and have yourself a good cry.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is the real reason onions make you cry when you cut them!

Any questions? Comments? Crippling emotional baggage to drag out of the midst of your subconsciousness?

And I'll hold back my comment about how apt I feel that the Emo Onions will point out all your defects and issues on the day we have HMDs....

Comments

[anarchist-queen.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh how mean do I want to be to Leda? I mean given what's happened recently this might reduce her to curling up in a corner and rocking back and forth.