Random Event: Complimentary Unicorns!

[angelo_wings]

On Thursday, Fandom will be invaded ... by cute! Complimentary Unicorns!

This is totally inspired by the recent Emo Onions event, yes, as well as an IM conversation had with didntchewgrass. It stemmed from a smart-ass comment that in Denial-Land, the magical woodland nymphs fix all your problems and then hand out complimentary unicorns. Meaning free ones, yes, but the other meaning is way more funny.

For one day only, Complimentary Unicorns will wander Fandom, making friends and being as sweet as freaking pie.

"*NEIGH* Your hair looks amazing!"

"*NEIIIGH* You're a good friend!"

"*NEIIIIGH* People like you!!"

They don't do backhanded compliments, or catty remarks. These unicorns sparkle, they shit rainbows (literally), and they love everything, ever. They will hang around and nuzzle you and sigh happily.

Because we could all use some warm fuzzies, right? And because, well, it's going to be funny watching the grumpy people deal with fawning, happy unicorns.

Questions? Comments? Sparkles?

Comments

[raspberryturk]

I just unleashed enough girlish squee to send my bird into flappy fits in the next room.

EEEEEE. <3

[angelo_wings]

BUT THE UNICORNS LOVE YOU!!!!

NEIIIIIIIGH. YOU HAVE SUCH NICE EYES!

[nothornlessrose.livejournal.com]

This is going to be awesome.

[angelo_wings]

NEIIIIIIGH! Thank you! You say very thoughtful things!

(it's addicting okay)

[thismaskiwear.livejournal.com]

. . . I am suddenly so sorry Katchoo is off-island right now, you have NO IDEA.

[angelo_wings]

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. That would have been awesome.

George is going to try to kill hers, with her mind, while Rinoa will be braiding the manes and making friends zomg.

[weetuskenraider]

No lie, I might already be stocking up popcorn in anticipation of George Versus The Unicorns.

[stylin-wizard.livejournal.com]

This. So much win.