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Zoe Winchester ([personal profile] bigdamnprincipal) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh_ooc 2011-06-24 03:00 am (UTC)

Monday : Period 4 : How to Avoid Misadventure : Alistair/Morrigan

Life is usually full of surprises for the intrepid hero or adventurer wide-eyed flower-bearing fancier of sticking things with the pointy end. Hurled into the chaos, you fight, thinking to shape the world find somewhere nicer to plant your herb garden. But, alas, no path is darker than when your eyes are shut struck by the pointy end of doooOOOooom. How to keep your adventure from becoming a misadventure? Now there's the question. There is great power in choices, and the right ones can damn you make you look really, really stupid just as quickly as the wrong ones. You have to admire the sheer optimism of whoever wrote this thing. My misadventures tend to end in someone screaming. Or being chased by darkspawn. Or wearing a dress. Or screaming while being chased by darkspawn while wearing a dress. In Denerim. In front of all of your friends. Ah, good times.

During this class my daughter, Morrigan and Alistair, no family affiliation, thank you, will attempt to keep you from getting yourselves killed while heroing. Heroes so often forget the basics. Like stockings. That’s why in the Templars, they made us stitch our names on our socks. Oooh, we can teach you that, too! You never know when they're going to come in handy.

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