Meme: Matchmaking!

[vanillajello]

It's currently too hot for a sissy Finn like me to live, and I want a fun meme to distract me from my imminent death by melting and/or jealousy over not being at SDCC. And since we haven't done this one since June last year (I think, omg), I figured it was time! Instructions lovingly stolen from trigons_child, and go as follows:

Imagine that suddenly, everyone on the island is struck with relationship-amnesia. Trysts, exes, boyfriends, girlfriends, gone!

Post your pup's name here and people can reply, whether anonymous or in-character with their dabbling in the Cupidly arts. Do you know what Cupid really, really loves? When you give reasons as to the match-up.

Comments

Miley Ray Stewart

[its-theclimb.livejournal.com]

Anyone under the heading "cute boys" might qualify. Ahem.

Topher Brink

[dollpocalypse]

NOT A RELATIONSHIP. YE GODS.

Prince Alexander of Daventry

[daventryprince.livejournal.com]

Though I'm pretty sure even with relationship amnesia, he's still be in love with Cassima. *pats him*

Neal Caffrey

[charming-thief.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You want him.

Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

[wesleynotponcy.livejournal.com]

Whose ability to fall madly, passionately in love is as much a descriptor for him as "alive" or "British."

Butters Stotch

[geewhizfellas.livejournal.com]

Oh, this should be good...

Luke Castellan

[trickydemigod.livejournal.com]

He doesn't really have good luck with relationships. It might be the evil thing.

Raven

[trigons_child]

Who very much loves her boyfriend, thank you very much.

Princess Ariel

[shes-got-legs.livejournal.com]

Disney princes definitely need apply!

Nobody Owens

[therewaslife]

Who would have to be with someone very, very patient.

Angelica Jones

[whitequeensfire.livejournal.com]

Who has kissed two boys: one was being controlled by Emma to do so, and the other was empathically controlling her. :(

Jessica Hamby

[redheadbabyvamp.livejournal.com]

Who is totally over Hoyt. Yep.

Kate Gregson

[vanillajello]

Who is drawn to weird people. And single fathers.

Nathan Young

[tripledmyself.livejournal.com]

God help anyone that ends up with him.

Caroline Forbes

[puppywithatutu.livejournal.com]

Cupid, please hear my cry...

Percy Jackson

[seaweed-demigod.livejournal.com]

Who is an idiot when it comes to relationships. Complete idiot.

Jacob Black

[need-no-moon.livejournal.com]

Though that amnesia better hold up or it might end messily.

Faramir

[thinkbetterofme.livejournal.com]

Who likes fighty girls.

Cassel Sharpe

[cursedconman.livejournal.com]

He spent a couple of years thinking he murdered his last crush but really he had turned her into a cat. And then his mother forced the girl to fall in love with him.

So...good luck, ladies.

Leia Organa

[likes_scoundrels]

Who thinks her future husband is a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder and has no interest in him at all. REALLY.

Jeremy Darling

[stars_and_money]

Who is shallow. For now.

Jack Carter

[exactlyaverage.livejournal.com]

Who is a TOTAL idiot when it comes to relationships. Except for this last season. Kind of.

Jane Porter

[bootlessjane.livejournal.com]

Who has more of an affinity for untamed, unwashed men than she'd be willing to easily admit.

Columbus Ohio

[shotbillmurray.livejournal.com]

Who has a thing for putting locks of hair behind a girl's ear.

Annie Edison

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

Who is the teensiest bit curious here.