Random Event(s)!

[bigdamnprincipal]

Hey folks! There's going to be an ongoing random event this week:

On Tuesday, all the sushi on the island is going to disappear.
On Wednesday, all the cigarettes (and anything else that can be smoked) on the island are going to disappear (and the sushi will still be gone).
On Thursday, all the alcohol in the bars will disappear, although personal stashes of booze will remain untouched (and all the sushi and cigarettes will still be gone).
On Friday, all forms of liquid caffeine on the island will disappear (and all the sushi, cigarettes, and booze will still be gone).

These items will remain gone during Soap Opera Weekend as well (oh, if only there would be people who could run speakeasies...) and will return on Monday!

Questions, comments, pie?

Comments

[stykera]

Poor pregnant island, can't consume anything fun at all. :(

[bigdamnprincipal]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. >.>

[stykera]

Of course not. I said nothing. Right? What was I saying?

Oh, gosh I wonder what might be happening Sunday or Monday...

[bigdamnprincipal]

SOW will be ending! Woe!

[stykera]

I see. Nothing else. Nothing at all. Nothing, tra la la. Etc.

[bigdamnprincipal]

Yeeees my Jedi mindtrick is finally starting to work!

[stykera]

What Jedi mindtrick? Have I forgotten something?

I was hoping for Labor Day myself, cos it would have been punny. I mean, I don't even know what we're talking about. Yep. Nothing to see here.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Kenzi just wants to state up front she DID NOT TAKE ALL THE RUM.

Although she'd like whoever's responsible to call her, 'cause damn.

[bigdamnprincipal]

Mwahahahaha! Does that mean she took the rest of the booze instead?

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

She pleads the Fifth. Or whatever it is 'cause she's Canadian. And for the low, low price of $1.99 a teeny bottle, you too can drink the stuff she saves for the squirrels! [Offer void where prohibited]

[bigdamnprincipal]

Is it $1.99 US or Canadian? And will I go blind drinking it?

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

Today that is in American Dollars! But this may change by Thursday, based on the exchange rate (http://www.x-rates.com/d/CAD/USD/graph120.html), which Kenzi will be checking when she puts stuff on sale.

...you've got really good eyesight already, what's a little blurriness when you have alcohol? C'mon, it's booze, if it doesn't effect your vision it's not doing its job!

* Sings Alcohol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kAJOSCyTB0&feature=related) *

[furnaceface]

She pleads Section 11(c) of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms!

... The fifth has a better ring to it, though. Even I plead the fifth from time to time.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

It does kinda! Also, you can take the Fifth while taking a fifth of scotch!

Thank youuu! *bounce*

[glacial_queen]

Ahahaha! I REMEMBER THIS CONVERSATION!

Somewhere, Toph is chuckling.

[furnaceface]

It possibly says a great deal about me, doesn't it? That I have to plead this enough that other people jump up and go, "OH YEAH!"

[charming-thief.livejournal.com]

KENZI IS IN SO MUCH TROUBLE.

Kitty-Neal has an addiction! This might push him over the edge! There will be tiny claw-biting and kitty jitters!

BAD PREGNANT ISLAND. BAD.

[regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER, ISLAND?

Look what you did. You gave the Kitty-Neal a caffiene withdrawl. She'll HAVE TO TAKE HIM OFF THE ISLAND.

And that is outside his radius.

Nooooooooooes!

*cackling*

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Farewell, smoked bacon and smoked sausage. We'll miss you.

[bigdamnprincipal]

:P OMG you know what I meant.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

"ANYTHING ELSE THAT CAN BE SMOKED."

I'd say that's the smoking gun, but apparently we can't have that either.

[icecoldfrost]

I love you and your punny brain, fyi. That just made my morning.

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

Awww, thanks. That helps make up for that fact that Katie is totally going to kill me one of these days. :)

[bigdamnprincipal]

It'll just be a slight maiming, I swear!

[willbethenight.livejournal.com]

An admittedly well deserved slight maiming. :D

[smartestone]

I WANT SPEAKEASIES. COPIOUS SPEAKEASIES.

[bigdamnprincipal]

YOU ARE NOT ALONE IN THIS DESIRE. I AM JUST SAYING.

[smartestone]

Well now I have a plan for Annie.

[wasthecuteone]

all forms of caffeine on the island will disappear

Y'all do know that includes chocolate, right?

[bigdamnprincipal]

*la la la adds "liquid" before that la la la* >.>

[wasthecuteone]

Oh thank God. Petra would've left. She already spent six weeks on an island with no chocolate...

[annieadderall.livejournal.com]

If someone takes Red Bull and freezes it, will it stick around come Friday?

[bigdamnprincipal]

LOL no, sorry. Does Red Bull even freeze? Because mmmm Red Bull ice cubes.

[iwishiwasbig.livejournal.com]

Oh, also, Dave may try to murder people over SOW with no coffee. Apologies to all.

[bigdamnprincipal]

Totally understandable. *nod nod*

[chief-cheerio.livejournal.com]

But soft cheeses and lunchmeats will still be around? The island's only being a little paranoid!

[bigdamnprincipal]

Yup! Only paranoid about the big stuff.

Not that there's anything to be paranoid about!