Ben Skywalker (
momslilassassin) wrote in
fandomhigh_ooc2012-06-28 04:07 pm
Random Weather Events!
Because it's going to be hot. as. hell. on the East Coast of US the next few days (tomorrow and Saturday it's going to be 101 and feel like 107. In Celcius, that's 38, feeling like...hot. IDK, I'm American), the island is going to experience a few weather events!
Tomorrow, Friday, June 29, it will be hot enough to fry an egg on a sidewalk. Or a bench. Or any other flat surface, and so there will be frying eggs all over the island. Watch where you sit. And because it's so hot, things will also be spontaneously combusting! But not people, because that would be messy and gross.
On Saturday, June 30, the island will take pity on us and make it rain suntan lotion and popsicles! That'll be a little hard to explain during the newbie picnic, but we trust all of you big siblings to be able to talk fast enough to make it seem normal.
And now I'm off to sit on the A/C vent again because Jesus.
Tomorrow, Friday, June 29, it will be hot enough to fry an egg on a sidewalk. Or a bench. Or any other flat surface, and so there will be frying eggs all over the island. Watch where you sit. And because it's so hot, things will also be spontaneously combusting! But not people, because that would be messy and gross.
On Saturday, June 30, the island will take pity on us and make it rain suntan lotion and popsicles! That'll be a little hard to explain during the newbie picnic, but we trust all of you big siblings to be able to talk fast enough to make it seem normal.
And now I'm off to sit on the A/C vent again because Jesus.

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While eggs fry on said stairs.
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