New Characters!

[so_hawkward]

Good evening, folks! Guess what time it is! That's right, it's neeeeewbie time!

Freshmen
Euphrasie "Cosette" Fauchelevent (Les Misérables)

Sophomores
Celia Bowen (The Night Circus)
Chuck Hansen (Pacific Rim)
Eleanor Lamb (Bioshock 2)
Elsa of Arendelle (Frozen)

Juniors
Jeffrey “Joker” Moreau (Mass Effect)
Will West (The Paladin Prophecy)

Teachers
Cheryl Tunt (Archer)
James Sanders (Marvel 616)
Leonard McCoy (Star Trek (Reboot))
Mindy Lahiri (The Mindy Project)
Paige Mahoney (The Bone Season)
Pam Poovey (Archer)

Please give them all a big welcome!

Comments

[throughaphase]

I know all of like two of you! Hello, new people!!

[playsforkepesh.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEE! So many exciting new faces! Welcome welcome!

[6buckstohisname.livejournal.com]

WELCOME, NEWBIES.

And who the hell is James Sanders? Sounds disappointing.

[usedtowhizz.livejournal.com]

You know what's really disappointing? Your mom.

Yeah, I went there. And I was disappointed, like I just said.

[pursuedthestars]

Hello new people!

And special hello to that McCoy guy! For reasons!

[sharp_as_knives]

Welcome welcome!

Hannibal baked you a cake! (Protip: It's people.)

[furnaceface]

Hello, all!

[filleauloup]

. . .

Merde.

[wildandbrave]

No, but really, hi new characters!

(What? Cosette's the nice one.)

[filleauloup]

You? Really?

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS DAMN DAMN DAMN.

[usedtowhizz.livejournal.com]

This seems like it's going pretty... quick.

Wait, what do you mean nobody's going to get that?

What do you mean I'm kind of obscure, even for this group? YOU'RE obscure. Jerk.

[jaegerbombdad]

...oh I foresee a lot of drinking in my future.

[glacial_queen]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii new people!

I can be extra-excited for Cheryl and Pam, right?

WHATEVER THEY'RE TEACHING, I'M TAKING!

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

Howdy! We're teaching "The Modern Workplace & You: Preparing for the Future in Today's Corporate Environment."

It's gonna be lots of stuff that kids your age need to enter the workforce and be productive. Until Cheryl starts sniffing glue and bringing her ocelot to class.Then we'll probably just have classes about arson and blackmail and so on. It's gonna be great!

[notmysupervisor.livejournal.com]

Babou is not an OBJECT LESSON, Pam.

I mean, probably. I'm not sure what those words mean.

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

If he keeps spraying on my bed, he's gonna be a lot worse than an object lesson.

D'you think we'll get in trouble if he maims some of the students?

[holyshitsnacks.livejournal.com]

Well, golly, you lot are a friendly bunch!

[pasunereveuse.livejournal.com]

...well.

This ought to at least be very different.

[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

This is not quite what I expected.

[iceolatedqueen.livejournal.com]

It looks as though you'll at least be in good company, where expectations are concerned.

[nobloodymessiah.livejournal.com]

Anything's better than where I was, but I am beginning to suspect everyone here is barking mad.

[fly-so-serious.livejournal.com]

Wow, you people are really excited about n00bs, aren't you?

I mean, don't get me wrong, I love all the attention -- especially from all the hot girls. Hi, ladies! -- but what happens when the magic fades? Will you still love me when I'm no longer pretty? Will you? Don't make me beat on you with my crutches. ...No, seriously, don't -- I might break my arm doing that.